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Eric Falconer Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Look, man, I'm just here to make my mark, let everybody in this school know that I'm the shit and they 'bout to smell it!”
— Radon Randell, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: Controversy
Tagged: Shit, make my mark
“Backup QB is the best position in sports. Fact: I get drunk all the time. I don't have to show up to class; and it's just like being a real QB but without all the pain.”
— Alex Moran, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: It's Called Hazing, Look It Up!
Tagged: Drunk, Backup QB
“Denise Roy: Craig, I'm gonna ask you one time and one time only: Is that a pocket pussy behind your back?

Craig Shilo: Um, no!

Denise Roy: Oh my...a WHITE pocket pussy, Craig.”
— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Pocket P***y
Tagged: pocket pussy, white pocket pussy
“This is special teams. We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: There's Only One Second Best
Tagged: special teams, european style, Dicks
“Mary Jo Cacciatore: I've changed a lot, Alex. I used to not have boobs, but now...I have them.

Alex Moran: Yes, I'm looking right at them.”
— Mary Jo Cacciatore, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: Controversy
Tagged: boobs, ogling
“I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: Threat, dick, choke
“I may suck cock for crack, but at the end of the day, I lay in my bed right with God.”
— Transvestite Prostitute, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Rivalry Weekend
Tagged: suck cock, Crack, God
“I never stick my finger up nobody's ass but my own...and a flight attendant once, but that was because of turbulence.”
— Radon Randell, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: Finger, ass
“You never know, some guys might just get off fingering other guys' asses.”
— Larry Summers, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: fingering, asses
“Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?”
— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering
Tagged: Assholes, Finger
“It's like doing a velvet bag of puppy ears!”
— Donnie, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Pocket P***y
Tagged: Vaginal Euphemisms
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