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Harmon Tedesco Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“I used to masturbate exclusively with motor oil….Yeah, I was that guy.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: Controversy
Tagged: masturbation, motor oil
“This is special teams. We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: There's Only One Second Best
Tagged: special teams, european style, Dicks
“I just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, they have to give you all 'A's. It's the law.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Midterms
Tagged: brainstorm, Professor
“I did some uppers and then I did some downers. Annnnnnd then I chased the dragon. Not proud of that.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Piss Test
Tagged: Uppers, Downers, Heroin
“That is how I find out raw eggs work as well as any sexual lubricant, men. [shrugging with a smug grin] It was a happy accident.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Midterms
Tagged: eggs, sexual lubricant
“Craig Shilo: Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days?

Harmon Tedesco: It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it.

Alex Moran: Does it do anything?

Harmon Tedesco: I feel pretty lightheaded right now, yeah.”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Piss Test
Tagged: drug test
“Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test; well, take a chill pill; they don't test for those.

Alex Moran: Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce.

Thad Castle: Tartar sauce?

Harmon Tedesco: No man, tartar sauce is for coke. Orange juice and cat shit; that's for weed.

Donnie Schrab: Nah, cat shit's for meth. Tartar sauce is for opium.

Thad Castle: Tartar sauce is for fish sticks!”
— Harmon Tedesco, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Piss Test
Tagged: drug test, Meth, Weed, cat shit, tartar sauce, Cocaine
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