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Harmon Tedesco Quotes
Total quotes: 7
Harmon Tedesco
character
Total quotes: 7
“I used to masturbate exclusively with motor oil….Yeah, I was that guy.”
Tagged:
masturbation, motor oil
“I just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, they have to give you all 'A's. It's the law.”
Tagged:
brainstorm, Professor
“That is how I find out raw eggs work as well as any sexual lubricant, men. [shrugging with a smug grin] It was a happy accident.”
Tagged:
eggs, sexual lubricant
“Craig Shilo: Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days?
Harmon Tedesco: It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it.
Alex Moran: Does it do anything?
Harmon Tedesco: I feel pretty lightheaded right now, yeah.”
Harmon Tedesco: It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it.
Alex Moran: Does it do anything?
Harmon Tedesco: I feel pretty lightheaded right now, yeah.”
Tagged:
drug test
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