Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test; well, take a chill pill; they don't test for those.

Alex Moran: Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce.

Thad Castle: Tartar sauce?

Harmon Tedesco: No man, tartar sauce is for coke. Orange juice and cat shit; that's for weed.

Donnie Schrab: Nah, cat shit's for meth. Tartar sauce is for opium.

Thad Castle: Tartar sauce is for fish sticks!”

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