Kendra Syrdal
3,632 Quotes
three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
3,632 quotes curated by Kendra Syrdal:
“I guess ultimately I just want to be someone's cell phone background.”
Tagged:
Women in Comedy, Love
“The Backstreet Boys are releasing a new album, and all their fans ovaries are releasing their last eggs.”
Tagged:
Women in Comedy, Backstreet Boys
“I wonder if Donald Trump watches footage of himself and thinks, 'I look great.'”
Tagged:
Women in Comedy, Donald Trump
“Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!”
Tagged:
Women in Comedy, Religion