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Whitney Cummings Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Whitney Cummings

Birthname

Birthday: September 4, 1982

Educated At: University Of Pennsylvania

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Comedian, Film Producer, Model, Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 6

“Of course you want to touch women. They're impossible to resist, I relate to your frustration because sometimes I will see a service dog at the airport, cause I'm gonna pet that...dog.”

— Herself, Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It?

Tagged: Comedic Relief, humor, Stand-Up Comedy

$Illustrated art for this quote: I\'m usually torn between regretting what I did ten minutes ago and fearing what\'s gonna happen in ten years, so being in the moment is not my forte.$

“I'm usually torn between regretting what I did ten minutes ago and fearing what's gonna happen in ten years, so being in the moment is not my forte.”

— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies

Tagged: Regret, Living In The Moment, H4D-38

$Illustrated art for this quote: I no longer believe people change unless they\'re working their asses off to change.$

“I no longer believe people change unless they're working their asses off to change.”

— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies

Tagged: H4D-52, Change, Changing

“For me, love is about the way you treat a person on a daily basis when no one else is around.”

— Whitney Cummings, Whitney Cummings I Love You UNCENSORED

Tagged: Love, real love, H4D-39

“When did avocado toast become the new crack cocaine?”

— Whitney Cummings, Twitter

Tagged: Women in Comedy, food

$Illustrated art for this quote: Don\'t forget love isn\'t supposed to cause you anxiety or stress!$

“Don't forget love isn't supposed to cause you anxiety or stress!”

— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies

Tagged: Stress, Anxiety, H4D-40

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Birthday:	September 4, 1982
Educated At:	University Of Pennsylvania
Nationality:	United States Of America
Occupations:	Comedian, Film Producer, Model, Screenwriter, Actor