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Mamrie Hart Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Scars can be a beautiful reminder of the past…except the ones from drinking coffee in bed and scalding my bare chest. Those are just dumb.”
— Mamrie Hart
Tagged: humor, Scars, dumb decisions, LOL, something to make you laugh, Quote of the Moment
“My love of coffee, green juice, and booze sure has LIQUIDated my bank account.*

*don't even play like that wasn't perfect.”
— Mamrie Hart, Twitter
Tagged: Women in Comedy, Drinks, Money
“When the apocalypse comes, it won’t just be cockroaches that survive. It will also be herpes and that random bottle of crème de menthe you bought years ago.”
— Mamrie Hart, You Deserve A Drink
Tagged: humor, Silly, Apocalypse
“Don't love the fact that I momentarily forgot I was in a Uber and started BELTING the chorus to 'Kiss from a Rose' but my driver sure did!”
— Mamrie Hart, Twitter
Tagged: Women in Comedy, Uber, Singing, Car Singing
“Friends should be like a good bra, lifting you up. Bad friends are like sports bras. They can do wonders when you go out dancing or during high-energy times, but one a day-to-day basis they really just smush down some of your greatest assets.”
— Mamrie Hart, You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery
Tagged: Best Friends, Friendship, Love
“Who are these people who are paid to name fetishes?”
— Mamrie Hart, Mamrie Got Hit On By A Pre-Teen
Tagged: LOL, humor, Podcasts
“You go with the flow like a tampon.”
— Mamrie Hart, MY DRUNK PUMPKIN(2019!!)
Tagged: LOL
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