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Codeine all in my piss (Ooh)
 I don't take drugs no more

— Lil Baby, Lil Baby – My Dawg

Drugs Piss Codeine

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Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.

— Matt Wilson (Michael DeLuise), Encino Man

Valley Speak Piss gums

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Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin’ piss?

Roy: I think you can.

Neighbor: Even if it’s your own?

— Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson), Kingpin

Urine Drinking Urine Piss

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Right, well, you gotta ask yourself seriously, though, you know, did I even want to piss and shit indoors, or was I actually born, you know, to defecate in the fields and the outhouses?

— Alfie Solomons (Tom Hardy), Peaky Blinders, Series 4: Dangerous

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Scrunchie on every second fence pale just to piss the neighbors off.

— Joyce Jefferies, Lunatics, Season 1: Episode 1

scrunchie Neighbors Piss

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Please, feel free to piss in my garden.

— Adam (Tom Hiddleston), Only Lovers Left Alive

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My name’s Cameron, and tweeting a piss photo nearly ruined my life.

— Cameron, The Internet Ruined My Life, Season 1: Sext Gone Wrong

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Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

— Brad Hamilton (Judge Reinhold), Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin’ down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?

— Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

metal plate Piss Brains

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My God, that's a shitload of piss.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler), Big Daddy

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Please, ma cherie. I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.

— The Merovingian (Lambert Wilson), The Matrix Reloaded

cause and effect Wine Piss

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Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!

Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!

— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road

window Piss Gross angry

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Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?

— Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay: 'I was a crazy psycho'

Arsehole Fuck Piss Fucking Donkey fuck off

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