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My name’s Cameron, and tweeting a piss photo nearly ruined my life.
—
Cameron
,
The Internet Ruined My Life
,
Season 1
:
Sext Gone Wrong
Tweeting
Piss
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Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
—
Brad Hamilton
(Judge Reinhold)
,
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Piss
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Eddie
: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin’ down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark
: You really think it matters, Eddie?
—
Clark Griswold
(Chevy Chase)
,
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
metal plate
Piss
Brains
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My God, that's a shitload of piss.
—
Sonny Koufax
(Adam Sandler)
,
Big Daddy
Piss
shitload
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Please,
ma cherie.
I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.
—
The Merovingian
(Lambert Wilson)
,
The Matrix Reloaded
cause and effect
Wine
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Dee
: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!
Mac
: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!
—
Mac
,
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
,
Season 5
:
The Gang Hits the Road
window
Piss
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angry
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Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?
—
Gordon Ramsay
,
Gordon Ramsay: 'I was a crazy psycho'
Arsehole
Fuck
Piss
Fucking
Donkey
fuck off
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