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Quotes tagged “Piss”

“Codeine all in my piss (Ooh)

I don't take drugs no more”
— Lil Baby, Lil Baby – My Dawg
Tagged: Drugs, Piss, Codeine
“Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.”
— Matt Wilson, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Piss, gums
“Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin’ piss?

Roy: I think you can.

Neighbor: Even if it’s your own?”
— Roy Munson, Kingpin
Tagged: Urine, Drinking Urine, Piss
“Right, well, you gotta ask yourself seriously, though, you know, did I even want to piss and shit indoors, or was I actually born, you know, to defecate in the fields and the outhouses?”
— Alfie Solomons, Peaky Blinders, Series 4: Dangerous
Tagged: serious, Piss, born, outhouses
“Scrunchie on every second fence pale just to piss the neighbors off.”
— Joyce Jefferies, Lunatics, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: scrunchie, Neighbors, Piss
“Please, feel free to piss in my garden.”
— Adam, Only Lovers Left Alive
Tagged: Piss
“My name’s Cameron, and tweeting a piss photo nearly ruined my life.”
— Cameron, The Internet Ruined My Life, Season 1: Sext Gone Wrong
Tagged: Tweeting, Piss
“Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!”
— Brad Hamilton, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Tagged: Piss
“Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin’ down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?”
— Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Tagged: metal plate, Piss, Brains
“My God, that's a shitload of piss.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Piss, shitload
“Please, ma cherie. I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.”
— The Merovingian, The Matrix Reloaded
Tagged: cause and effect, Wine, Piss
“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!

Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road
Tagged: window, Piss, Gross, angry
“Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?”
— Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay: 'I was a crazy psycho'
Tagged: Arsehole, Fuck, Piss, Fucking, Donkey, fuck off

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