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Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.”
Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
Dave: God, you can't do that to me.
[looking more closely at Link]
Dave: What's on his nose?
Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.
Dave: They are?
Dave: Oh, cool!
Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...
Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy.”
Dave: You don't understand; we have history.
Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.
Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet.”
Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.”
Dave: My parents!
Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?—dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh!—he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
Dave: [finishing the phrase]...jor.
Stoney: 18-inch bis—mine are only 4...
Dave: ...besides that.
Stoney: He walks like this, right? [struts in a manly fashion] Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.”
Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...
Stoney: [howls twice] We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!
Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things.”
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