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My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70.

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne: ‘My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70’ [He’s 69]

Dementia Failure to Launch old age Childishness

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You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.

— CIA Agent Jim Byrd (George Clooney), Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Jesus Christ Failure to Launch

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I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.

— Megamind (voice) (Will Ferrell), Megamind

Childhood Broken Home Failure to Launch Overstatement

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Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?

— Ren Höek (voice)

Cat Failure to Launch cartoons Human Years

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You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push 'em out the window.

— Linda Belcher (John Roberts), Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Synchronized Swimming

Alliteration Baby Birds Failure to Launch

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Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out of the house? Your husband.

— Unknown, 30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive (But Also Hilarious)

Failure to Launch Marriage husband Immaturity

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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

— Andy Cowan, Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite

Unemployment Failure to Launch Opposite

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