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My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70.
—
Ozzy Osbourne
,
Ozzy Osbourne: ‘My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70’ [He’s 69]
Dementia
Failure to Launch
old age
Childishness
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You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
—
CIA Agent Jim Byrd
(George Clooney)
,
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Jesus Christ
Failure to Launch
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I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.
—
Megamind (voice)
(Will Ferrell)
,
Megamind
Childhood
Broken Home
Failure to Launch
Overstatement
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Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?
—
Ren Höek (voice)
Cat
Failure to Launch
cartoons
Human Years
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You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push 'em out the window.
—
Linda Belcher
(John Roberts)
,
Bob's Burgers
,
Season 2
:
Synchronized Swimming
Alliteration
Baby Birds
Failure to Launch
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Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out of the house? Your husband.
—
Unknown
,
30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive (But Also Hilarious)
Failure to Launch
Marriage
husband
Immaturity
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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
—
Andy Cowan
,
Larry David
and
Jerry Seinfeld
,
Seinfeld
,
Season 5
:
The Opposite
Unemployment
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Opposite
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