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Quotes tagged “Failure to Launch”

“My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70.”
— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne: ‘My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70’[He’s 69]
Tagged: Dementia, Failure to Launch, old age, Childishness
“You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.”
— CIA Agent Jim Byrd, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Tagged: Jesus Christ, Failure to Launch
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Childhood, Broken Home, Failure to Launch, Overstatement
“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Cat, Failure to Launch, cartoons, Human Years
“You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push 'em out the window.”
— Linda Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Synchronized Swimming
Tagged: Alliteration, Baby Birds, Failure to Launch
“Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out of the house? Your husband.”
— Unknown, 30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive(But Also Hilarious)
Tagged: Failure to Launch, Marriage, husband, Immaturity
“My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.”
— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite
Tagged: Unemployment, Failure to Launch, Opposite

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