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Ren Höek (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 43
“I wave my shiny red keister in the face of you, and your superstitions!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“Do you have to keep tapping like that, you bloated sack of protoplasm?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: insults, Fat-Shaming
“How am I supposed to sleep with all of this peaceful dreaming going on?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: peaceful dreaming
“Dear Johnny, You make me SICK! You probably wet the bed on purpose. [zooms out to Stimpy, pointing proudly to Ren] I am reading letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you. Your friend—”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Open Letters
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 5: I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now?
“What do you MEAN you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're DEALING with? HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA...!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Madman
“And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
“Don't you know what TODAY is Ren? It's Tuesday The 17th, the unluckiest day of the year!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Unlucky
“Stimpy: What a night. I feel like I got hit by a bus.

Ren: Funny you should say that. According to the obituaries, you were.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Obituaries
“...and please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock, and [he sighs in pleasure] oh, yeah... huge pectoral muscles.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pectoral muscles
“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: cartoons, Brain Damage
“You! Both of you! Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Anger, Threats
“Well, I got news for you, pal. You've only got two lives left. And if you buy the farm, that means I gotta do all the chores. We don't want that now, do we?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Farm, chores
“Heh, I sure would like to meet your...way-out...groovy...daddy-o chumleys.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Beatnik
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Demise, Candle
“Stimpy: Look, I got pimples, Ren.

Ren: {warm and happy} Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pimples, Puberty
“Hey! You're right! [in a close-up] There's no time to lose! We must be willing to protect us from the unforeseen dangers that wicked us on this island of despair. Well, don't just stand there. BUILD!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dangers
“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Cat, Failure to Launch, cartoons, Human Years
“The blessed transformation into adulthood. Once you are a man, you'll in turn take care of me, catering to my every whim, for the remainder of your natural life. How's that sound?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Adulthood, Caregiving
“It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy. But, your brain will catch up eventually.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Growth Spurt, Natural
“Stimpy's shedded skins...strewn all over the house! This pubescence has got to stop!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Pubescence
“Get a grip, man. Everyone has to cash in their chips sooner or later. You've just got to learn to accept it.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Get a Grip, Acceptance
“This is the luckiest charm in the entire world. It's been handed down in my family for generations and I want you to have it. [pulls string to reveal a lucky foot]. My lucky leper's foot!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Lucky Charm, Lepers
“They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: crazy, Mad, Madness
“I...I was nice today, nice to all those insipid little monkeys!, answering all their stupid letters!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Letters, Nice, Insipid, monkeys
“Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat...”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pseudonyms
“You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Baby Teeth, Man, Irony
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dying, Health, Careful
“I knew it! Cat dirt everywhere! Oh, well. At least I'm home. Now I can follow my intellectual pursuits. My opera records! Covered in bubble gum! Aaagh! My collection of rare, incurable diseases! Violated! Nooo! My dinosaur droppings! Painted like Easter eggs! Aaargh! You eediots!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Cat Dirt, Bubble Gum, Incurable Diseases
“You know what, Ren? I looked Death right in the eye, and it smelled like cheap cigars and stinkyfish. You see, Ren, life is like a bowling alley. Oh, you make some strikes, if you're lucky, a couple of spares, and nobody knows how to keep score, but in the end, you gotta rent ill-fitting, smelly shoes that squeak.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Death, Stinkyfish
“Oh, my beloved ice cream bar! How I love to lick your creamy center!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Space Madness
“Get in there and get my meat!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“You fat bloated idiot! You worm! You...you stupid!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: insults, worm, Stupid, IQ-shaming
“Mr. Noggin: You don't understand! Nobody understands! And so, I became a recluse, forever hidden and lonely. Spare the world my grotesqueness! Oh Lord! I put my pants on one leg at a time, too! Have you no heart?

Ren Höek: You're right. I will mend my evil ways. Starting tomorrow!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Grotesqueness, Lonely, Hidden
“Man, this is the life. No one to fuss over me, no one to tell me what to do. [He scratches his back] Why, I haven't bathed in three weeks! [The camera pans back to show the living room is a mess] Hm... I wonder if there's any Chinese food left in the fridge.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Chinese Food
“Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry?

Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey...I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy!

Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Anger, Darn Tootin'
“...death is life's great reward!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 5: Terminal Stimpy / Pen Pals
“Staaand back! One false move... and the mummy gets it! I know all about your PLOT.. you're all in this together...each and every one of you...sleepin on my gravel bed! Eatin' all my SAAANNNDD...well, here's something you can REALLY have!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Threats, Bluster
“God bless you, Stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time mean to you.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Apologies
“This is to all my loyal fans...LOVE ME!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Desperation, Narcisissm, needy
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