“Seeing Stu confuse a baby bottle for the phone helped him laugh at some of his own moments of exhausted confusion.”— Quinn Myers, melmagazine.com
“Bart: The guys who wrote this cartoon don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend. Lisa: Come on, Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.”— Dan McGrath, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“If you take away our cartoons, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.”— George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“[goes to the bathroom, only to discover Ren is on the toilet while Stimpy is taking a bath] WHAT? NO, What are you doing? Cartoon characters can't do that!”— John Kricfalusi, Anthony Raspanti, Anthony Raspanti, imdb.com
“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”— Vincent Waller, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com
“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!”— Vincent Waller, John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com
“We'll go back when they're done and then they'll care about things again.”— Will McPhail, newyorker.com