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“If my gay black ass from the South could do it, your ass can do it. So, just believe in yourself.”
— Karamo Brown, Queer Eye, Season 1: To Gay or Not Too Gay
Tagged: gay, Black, South, Believe In Yourself, You Can Do It
“You being your true self isn't going to offend anybody. It's very unlikely that people are going to cause you an issue just because you are being yourself. And if they're concerned, that's on them. You're happy. ”
— Tan France, Queer Eye, Season 1: To Gay or Not Too Gay
Tagged: Be yourself, true to yourself, Happy, Empowered
“'Writing things was important, wasn't it?'

'Yes, it was. The process of writing was important. Even thought the finished product is completely meaningless.'”
— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore
Tagged: Writing, writing process, process of writing, writing is important
“I'm giving you Beyoncé, hold up. Yes.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: To Gay or Not Too Gay
Tagged: Fierce, Beyonce, Hold up
“Darrin Stephens: I'm doing this for Sam's good. Believe me, I know every ache and pain that she has, and it hurts me more than her.

Endora: It doesn't yet, but it will.”
— Howard Leeds, Bewitched, Season 2: A Very Special Delivery
Tagged: Mother in Law, Threats
“This is what we call the sexy crawl.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Hose Before Bros
Tagged: Sexy, Crawl, dance, seduction
“Everything passed away in an instant, with nothing left behind except the scars of things I injured and despised.”
— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore
Tagged: Scars, Sufferings, struggles, Pain, painful memories
“Samantha Stephens: Darrin, do you love me?

Darrin Stephens: No. [Samantha is mad]

Darrin Stephens: I mean, yes, I love you but no, I won't do what you want me to do when you say 'Darrin, do you love me?'.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 3: Twitch or Treat
Tagged: Love, Mad, manipulation
“You're just like owning your space and stuff.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Owning it, Space, proud, Compliment
“I know I'm a little vague at times, but on the other hand, when I forget something, I'm definite.”
— Aunt Clara, Bewitched, Season 3: Accidental Twins
Tagged: Vague, Memory
“Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human.

Endora: This is no time to be insulting.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 2: And Then There Were Three
Tagged: Witches, Mortals, insults
“I wanna rip your shirt and nuzzle in your nook.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Nuzzle, Nook, affection
“As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying.”
— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: The Magic Cabin
Tagged: Witches, Satisfying
“It wasn't always easy, but suffering is something I've had to accept.”
— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore
Tagged: Life, Suffering, struggles, life sufferings, Life Struggles
“Samantha Stephens: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick!

Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.”
— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: Speak the Truth
Tagged: underhanded, Sneaky
“Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight.

Darrin Stephens: What's that?

Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.”
— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: And Then I Wrote...
Tagged: arguments, empty stomach
“I forgot how truly flat he can be, but I love him anyway.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Below Average Joe
Tagged: Love, Flat, Forgot, Acceptance
“Gladys Kravitz: [talking about Samantha] I bet she has some strange disease, and we could catch it. Abner, you wanna wake up with something strange?

Abner Kravitz: I've been doing that for twenty years. Why change now?”
— Gladys Kravitz, Bewitched, Season 2: Take Two Aspirin and Half a Pint of Porpoise Milk
Tagged: disease, insults, Marriage
“[walking through a fire station]

Has there been an unrequited gay love story in here?”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Hose Before Bros
Tagged: Unrequited, Gay Love, Love Story
“Try to understand, Darrin, you're only a mortal. No offense.”
— Uncle Arthur, Bewitched, Season 2: The Joker is a Card
Tagged: Mortals, Warlocks
“What? You just said you have never shopped for a fucking mattress?”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: Shopping, Mattress, disbelief
“Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.”
— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore
Tagged: Memories, Past, Past Memories, Moments, Life, life's memories
“Where there's a witch, there's a way, you know.”
— Aunt Clara, Bewitched, Season 2: We're in For a Bad Spell
Tagged: Witches
“Neal's bathroom reminds me a lot of a skin tag. It's not hurting anything, but it doesn't look great.”
— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 1: Saving Sasquatch
Tagged: bathroom, Skin Tag, Doesn't Look Great, Diss
“Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear.

Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.”
— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: A Very Special Delivery
Tagged: Mother in Law
“Endora: I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive.

Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!”
— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: Alias Darrin Stephens
Tagged: Mother in Law
“Tom: I need help.

Antoni: Yeah! That's what I am here for.”
— Antoni Porowski, Queer Eye, Season 1: You Can't Fix Ugly
Tagged: help, aid, Work, Mentor
“A witch who's on the wagon is no match for an elf who's on the warpath.”
— Endora, Bewitched, Season 1: Cousin Edgar
Tagged: witch, Elf, Warpath
“Samantha Stephens: Darrin, are you mad at me?

Darrin Stephens: No, that's not the word.

Samantha Stephens: Furious?

Darrin Stephens: You're getting warmer.”
— Richard Baer, Bewitched, Season 1: A Change Of Face
Tagged: angry, furious
“Samantha Stephens: Oh, boy. That Mr. Kravitz sure is a great sleeper.

Darrin Stephens: He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations.

Samantha Stephens: There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of cute.

Darrin Stephens: Cute? Honey, there is nothing cute about staying awake all night, listening to stereophonic snoring.”
— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 1: Illegal Separation
Tagged: Snoring

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