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“[Three separate situations happening at the same time]
Coach Boone: [Talking to official] Ref! He's lining up offsides! Look, he's lining up offsides!

Official: [ignoring Coach Boone]

Coach Ed Henry: [talking to player] Twins right, 99 Z. Go!

Coach Boone: [to Official] Ref! I know you can see him, you've got eyes!

Official: [still ignoring Coach Boone]

Coach Ed Henry: [talking to different player] Gun right, 84 stat! And tell Tommy to watch the free safety.

Coach Yoast: [talking to Blue] Get back in there! You know what I'm talking about. You can't be afraid of him!

Coach Boone: [gesturing 'offsides' with arms] Offsides! He's lining up offsides!”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Football, offsides
“I'm not gonna talk to you tonight about winnin' and losin'. You're already winners 'cause you didn't kill each other up at camp.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Winning, Losing
“Coach Yoast: [after winning the state championship] I know football, and what you did with those boys. You were the right man for the job, Coach!

Coach Boone: You're a Hall of Famer in my book! [both raise game ball in victory]”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Hall of Fame, Football
“Ronnie 'Sunshine' Bass: I can't make that pitch, Coach.

Coach Boone: Yes you can. When I was fifteen years old I lost my mother and my father in the same month Ronnie, same month. Twelve brothers and sisters I was the youngest one of them, now I wasn't ready either, but they needed me. Your team needs you tonight, you're the colonel, you're going to command your troops! Twins right 48 zero read, go!”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Teamwork, Overcoming, Determination
“Coach Paul 'Doc' Hines: You have twelve brothers and sisters?

Coach Boone: Eight.

Coach Paul 'Doc' Hines: Yeah, twelve sounds better.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: brothers, Sisters, big families
“Coach Boone: What, you say your name was, Jerry?

Bertier: [annoyed] Gerry.

Coach Boone: No, you must have said Jerry. Jerry Lewis, which you make you [looks towards Dean] Dean Martin. [towards parents] Ladies and gentleman! I've got an announcement to make. We got Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin going to camp with us this year. Jerry tells the jokes, Dean sings the songs and gets the girl. Let's give em a round of applause. [begins to clap, inching closer to Gerry, parents are quiet] Where's your folks... Gerry?”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Jokes, Applause
“Now I may be a mean cuss. But I'm the same mean cuss with everybody out there on that football field. The world don't give a damn about how sensitive these kids are, especially the young black kids. You ain't doin' these kids a favor by patronizing them. You crippling them; You crippling them for life.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: black kids, Sensitive, Patronizing, crippling
“Sheryl Yoast: Coach Boone, you did a good job up here. You ran a tough camp from what I can see.

Coach Boone: Well I'm very happy to have the approval of a five-year-old.

Sheryl Yoast: I'm nine and a half, thank you very much.

Coach Boone: Why don't you get this little girl, some pretty dolls or something coach?

Coach Yoast: I've tried. She loves football.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Football, young girls
“Coach Boone: Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates.

Louie Lastik: [shouts] Sir yes, sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, sir!

Coach Boone: OK. How about someone who's not your roommate?

Louie Lastik: Sir, I eat lunch with Rev. That's Jerry Harris, sir. People call him that 'cause he's always praying and he won't abide with a foul tongue, sir!

Coach Boone: And what's the Rev going to do after high school?

Louie Lastik: I don't know. Go to college and all that stuff, I guess.

Coach Boone: What about you? You going to college?

Louie Lastik: [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.

Coach Boone: Think you got a future in football?

Louie Lastik: Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: College, high school, Football, black players
“You look like a bunch of fifth-grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good you're gonna need it, you got aggression that's even better you're gonna need that, too. But any little two-year-old child can throw a fit! Football is about controlling that anger, harnessing that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection!”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Fifth Grade, Anger, Aggression, Children, Perfection
“We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Perfect, Perfection, John Brown
“Coach Boone: Are your parents here?

Bertier: There's my mother.

Coach Boone: Good. [nods his head at Gerry's mom] You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?

Bertier: You.

Coach Boone: And whose team is this, Gerry? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?

Bertier: Yours.

Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Family, Parents, mother, Brother
“Blue Stanton: Coach we need a water break, we been out here all day!

Coach Boone: What did you say?

Blue Stanton: Said, we need a water break.

Coach Boone: A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside your mind! We are going to do up-downs, until Blue is no longer tired, and thirsty.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Dehydration, Blood, Tired, thirsty
“This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Gettysburg, Manliness, Sacrifice, Hallowed Ground
“This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Democracy, Dictatorship, Law
“Petey Jones: [has hand raised for a high-five and is smiling]

Coach Boone: Put your hand down.
[Petey does as told]

Coach Boone: You're smiling.

Petey Jones: Yes.

Coach Boone: Yes, sir. Why are you smiling?

Petey Jones: 'Cause I love football. Football is fun.

Coach Boone: Fun, sir? It's fun?

Petey Jones: Yes.

Coach Boone: You sure?

Petey Jones: I think...

Coach Boone: Now you're thinkin'. First you smile, then you thinkin'. You think football is still fun?

Petey Jones: Uh, yes.

Coach Boone: Sir.

Petey Jones: Yes—no, sir.

Coach Boone: No?

Petey Jones: Um, it was fun.

Coach Boone: Not anymore though, is it? Is it?

Petey Jones: Not right now, no.

Coach Boone: No, it's not fun anymore. Not even a little bit.

Petey Jones: Uh... no.

Coach Boone: Make up your mind. Think since you're thinking. Go on, think. Is it fun?

Petey Jones: No, sir.

Coach Boone: No? Absolutely not?

Petey Jones: Zero fun, sir.

Coach Boone: [addresses team] All right, listen up! I'm Coach Boone. I'm gonna tell you about how much... *fun* you're gonna have this season.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Football, Fun, smiling, Thinking
“I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Dancing, Intimidation
“Coach Boone: What are you?

Team: Mobile, agile, hostile!

Coach Boone: What is pain?

Team: French bread!

Coach Boone: What is fatigue?

Team: Army clothes!

Coach Boone: [Coach puts hand to his ear] Will you ever quit?

Team: No! We want some mo', we want some mo', we want some mo'!”
— Coach Herman Boone, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Teamwork, Chants, Quitting
“[Julius visits Gerry in the hospital]
Nurse: Only kin's allowed in here.

Bertier: Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother.”
— Gerry Bertier, Remember the Titans
Tagged: Brother, kin, family resemblance
“It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.”
— Brodie Bruce/Banky Edwards, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: comic book, dick, Respect
“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”
— Cock-Knocker, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Fuck, Jedi
“Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.”
— Sissy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: girl stuff, boning, Stealing, blowing shit up
“And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.”
— Reg Hartner, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Clit
“See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.”
— Randal Graves, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Restraining Order
“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Fuck, Anal Rape, stupid asses
“Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: warning shot, bulbous ass, rectal breach
“[regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie]
Randal Graves: That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans.

Dante Hicks: I can't believe Judi Dench played me.

Randal Graves: Remind me to renew that restraining order.

Dante Hicks: Why?

Randal Graves: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the Internet tonight.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: clash of the titans, judi dench, Restraining Order
“Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Internet, Bitch
“Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, 'When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl? Fuck! When, Lord when? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?'”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Grow Up, Dick Jokes, weed jokes, Fart Jokes, Fuck
“Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: morose, Motherfuckers, Shit, cereal

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