Coach Boone: Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates.

Louie Lastik: [shouts] Sir yes, sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, sir!

Coach Boone: OK. How about someone who's not your roommate?

Louie Lastik: Sir, I eat lunch with Rev. That's Jerry Harris, sir. People call him that 'cause he's always praying and he won't abide with a foul tongue, sir!

Coach Boone: And what's the Rev going to do after high school?

Louie Lastik: I don't know. Go to college and all that stuff, I guess.

Coach Boone: What about you? You going to college?

Louie Lastik: [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.

Coach Boone: Think you got a future in football?

Louie Lastik: Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.”

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