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“How do you write about someone you loved intensely, but didn’t really like?”
— Prachi Gupta, Stories About My Brother
Tagged: Grief, Loss, Death, Love
“True love is friendship dipped in honey.”
— Faraway, True Love
Tagged: Love, Friendship, sweet, Honey
“You will be someone's best thing, but until then, be the best for yourself.”
— R.H. Sin, You Will Be Someone's Best Thing
Tagged: best, Self love, Best Thing For Yourself
“It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”
— Kimberly Wallace, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Clarity, Psychotic, Jealousy
“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
— Kimberly Wallace, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Jealous, Pedestal
“Kimmy Wallace: You kissed him!

Ladies in the bathroom: [Gasp]

Kimmy Wallace: At my parents' house!

Ladies in the bathroom: That's cold.

Kimmy Wallace: On my wedding day!

Ladies in the bathroom: Bitch.

Ladies in the bathroom: Tramp.

Julianne Potter: I...

Kimmy Wallace: Shut up! Now, I love this man, and there is no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic.”
— Kimberly Wallace, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Bitch, tramp, Two-Faced
“George Downes: Listen, Jules. Why don't we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight.

Julianne Potter: No, no, no, no. I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it. He was in love with me every day for nine goddamn years.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Goddamn, Love
“Julianne Potter: What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing...and that is annoying as shit.

George Downes: Ahh...you like her...

Julianne Potter: If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Hate, Adoration
“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Truth, unfair
“If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Feeling, Empathy
“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Happiness, Ruthless
“Bankoff has pledged not to cut any editorial jobs when the two companies combine, which leaves open the very real possibility that Vox will consolidate other parts of the business, like tech or sales operations. He told me the deal is not premised on cost-cutting, but that’s different from saying he won’t be cutting some costs.”
— Peter Kafka, Why Vox Media says it bought New York Media
Tagged: Media Cliff Notes
“Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, FUCK ME.

George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Fuck, Sex, Delayed Orgasm
“I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. Um, I didn't buy you a gift. However, this is on loan until you two find your song. So...”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Dream, Psychopath
“Michael, I love you. I've loved you for nine years. I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and, well, now, I'm just scared, so—I-I-I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. M-marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? B-but...”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Love, Scared, Arrogant, Happy
“George Downes: Michael's chasing Kimmy?

Julianne Potter: Yes!

George Downes: You're chasing Michael?

Julianne Potter: YES!

George Downes: Who's chasing you...nobody, get it? There's your answer. It's Kimmy.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Chasing, Rejection
“Julianne Potter: No. Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.

Kimmy Wallace: I HAVE to be Jell-O!

Julianne Potter: You're never gonna be Jell-O! Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the ‘Do you take this man?’ part, it's considered poor form.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Jell-O, crème brûlée
“Julianne Potter: I have a confession. Another confession. Besides that I—love you, this is even worse. The email that Walter sent to your boss—I wrote that. I'm the bad guy.

Michael O'Neill: Are you crazy? Jules, are you—are you completely insane? I mean—I mean—Jules, how could you do that?

Julianne Potter: Michael, it wasn't supposed to get sent. I just—I just wanted you to get mad at Kimmy.

[sighs]

Julianne Potter: God. I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.

[sighs]

Julianne Potter: But I was ju—Michael, I was just trying to—to win you, to win you back.

[Crying]

Julianne Potter: But that doesn't excuse any of it. I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the—the fungus that feeds on pond scum.

Michael O'Neill: Lower. The pus that infects the mucus...that cruds up the fungus...that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you...for loving me that much. That way, it's—it's pretty flattering.

Julianne Potter: Except it makes me fungus.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: fungus, Scum, Confession, Crying
“Michael O'Neill: Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...

Julianne Potter: Passes you by.

Michael O'Neill: Passes you by. Yeah.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Love, Regret
“George Downes: The misery, the exquisite tragedy. The Susan Hayward of it all. I can just picture you there, sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown.

Julianne Potter: Did I tell you my gown was lavender?

George Downes: Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now.

Julianne Potter: George, I didn't tell you my dress was lavender.

George Downes: Suddenly, a familiar song. And, you're off your chair in one, exquisite movement...wondering, searching, sniffing the wind like a dapple deer. Has God heard your little prayer? Will Cinderella dance again? And then, suddenly, the crowds part and there he is: sleek, stylish...radiant with charisma. Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. But then, so are you. And then he comes towards you...the moves of a jungle cat. Although you quite correctly sense that he is...gay...like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are, you think...what the hell. Life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage...maybe there won't be sex...but, by God, there'll be dancing.”
— Julianne Potter, My Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Cinderella, Charisma, Handsome, Dancing
“Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.”
— Matt Wilson, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Piss, gums
“The only thing you ever cared about, Stoney, was nugs, chillin', and grindage.”
— Dave Morgan, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Nugs, Grindage
“I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, geek, weasel
“Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!

Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak
“I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak
“[after Link enters the driver’s seat of the Student Driver Car] Oh God, Rad Mobile.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Rad
“Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.

Dave: God, you can't do that to me.

[looking more closely at Link]

Dave: What's on his nose?

Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.

Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?

Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.

Dave: They are?

Stoney: Unh-huh!

Dave: Oh, cool!

Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...

Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Nugs
“Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.

Dave: You don't understand; we have history.

Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.

Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, babehood
“Dave: He melted...

Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Ho-Ho's
“Stoney: [a car horn is heard] Your parents!

Dave: My parents!

Link: AHH.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Parents

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