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Jake Taylor: Hey! This isn’t the California Penal League, Vaughn, we’re professionals here! We don’t tank plays for personal reasons, so cut the crybaby shit! Now, you’ve pitched a hell of a game, you want to finish it, don’t you?
Rick Vaughn: Yeah.
Jake Taylor: Good...think you can get a strike on this guy?
Rick Vaughn: Won’t be much on it, my arm feels like Jell-O right now.
Jake Taylor: Just get it over the plate, I want him to swing.
Rick Vaughn: The last time I did that, the guy hit a ball that hasn’t even landed yet!
Jake Taylor: [grins] Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.”
Kimmy Wallace: I HAVE to be Jell-O!
Julianne Potter: You're never gonna be Jell-O! Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the ‘Do you take this man?’ part, it's considered poor form.”
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
Kent: You did not.
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?”
Chrissy Seaver: [astonished] You ate green Jell-O?
Ben Seaver: Yeah. And it was like a nerd magnet. The whole Chess Club sat with me. They elected me president.
Maggie Malone Seaver: Ben, that doesn't make you a nerd.
Ben Seaver: [he pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket] No? Well, this does. The school nurse says I need glasses. We're talkin' Full Frontal Nerdity.”
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