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Mick Garris

Mick Garris

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Birthday December 4, 1951

Birthplace Santa Monica, California, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Leso

Spouse Cynthia Garris

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Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!

Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Hell Go to Hell

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[Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

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Max: What happened?

Dani: [disgusted, readjusting her witch's hat] A virgin lit the candle.

— Max Dennison (Omri Katz), Hocus Pocus

virgin Candle Witches

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Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?

Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning.

Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Old Ageism Broads trick or treating

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Master: They called me master.

Master's Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I'm gonna call you!

— Master (Garry Marshall), Hocus Pocus

Threats Master Dominance

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[to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!

— Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus

sold your soul young Old ugly

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Jenny: [singing and laughing] I put a spell on you.

Dave: And I thought L.A. was a party town.

— Jenny Dennison (Stephanie Faracy), Hocus Pocus

Screamin' Jay Hawkins I Put a Spell on you LA Party Town

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You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Cannibalism Infanticide Children

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Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Unfaithful wormy

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[Sarah is pushed onto the "black river", but lands straight up]
Sarah: 'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!

Winifred Sanderson: Why, it's a road!

— Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus

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Mmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!

— Bus Driver (Don Yesso), Hocus Pocus

ice pack Lust Fever

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Sarah: What is this place?

Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children!

Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Children Prison reeks

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Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?

Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Chicks Misogyny late

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Dani: You saved my life.

Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.

Dani: I love you, jerkface.

Max: I love you, too.

— Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus

lifesaver Big Brother jerkface I Love You

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Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.

— Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus

land of enchantment Magic Garden

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Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!

Sarah: Amok! [dances around] Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Ugh!

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Halloween frolicking Dancing costumes

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Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.

Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.

Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children! [Winifred chokes Sarah]

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Spinsters knickers Child Abuse

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Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Cursed Idiot Sisters

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Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

cheese and crust fake swearing

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It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.

— Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus

full moon Weirdos

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Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say?

Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.

Max: And what about new boyfriends?

— Max Dennison (Omri Katz), Hocus Pocus

magic spells Witches Old Boyfriends zombies

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Sarah: I am alive!

Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.

Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right.

Winifred Sanderson: [Interjects] It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!

— Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker), Hocus Pocus

alive tricked oafs

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My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

Witches Moon Halloween all hallow's eve Salem

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Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun.

Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.

Dani: [giggles] You betcha.

— Dani (Thora Birch), Hocus Pocus

kitty tuna fish Mice house cats

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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!

— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson (Bette Midler), Hocus Pocus

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