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Ernie / 'Ice'

Ernie / 'Ice' Quotes

Total quotes: 2

Ernie / 'Ice'

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Total quotes: 2

“Jay: [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins?

Ernie 'Ice': No.

Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?

Ernie 'Ice': It's 3am. They're undressed already.

Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper] Well then, you think of something!

Ernie 'Ice': [grumpy eating candy] Look, I don't feel so hot.

Jay: It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker! [hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating]”

— Ernie / 'Ice', Hocus Pocus

Tagged: candy, smashing pumpkins, voyeurism, Overeating

“Jay: So let's have a butt.

Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Ernie 'Ice': They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles. [Jay and Ice laugh]

Jay: You got any cash, Hollywood?

Max: No.

Ernie 'Ice': Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?

Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose. [Jay laughs but stops as Ice offensively glares at him]

Jay: Whoa. Check out the new cross-trainers.

Ernie 'Ice': [looks at Max's sneakers] Cool. [turns to Max] Let me try them on. [Max tries to leave, Jay stops him and smiles]

Jay: Later, dude!

Ernie 'Ice': See you, Hollywood! [Jay and Ernie laughing]”

— Ernie / 'Ice', Hocus Pocus

Tagged: Cigarettes, Los Angeles

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