“Rudy: Let’s have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com
“Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late? Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?”— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com
“Beavis: So, like, in heaven, will all the chicks do anything I want? St. Peter: No. Beavis: That sucks. Do I get X-ray vision? Can I get some nachos? St. Peter: No. Beavis: Are you sure this is heaven?”— Larry Doyle, Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened. She's so goddamn funny and so good. She is a legit comedy powerhouse. But I'm not going to question it too much. I don't know what it is, man. I guess chicks dig love handles or something.”— Chris Pratt, gq.com