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AKA: | Jay Alexander |
Birthday: | September 23, 1959 |
Birthplace: | Newark, New Jersey, United States |
Educated At: | Boston University, Boston University College Of Fine Arts |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Magician, Singer, Stage Actor |
Total quotes: 186
Jason Alexander
BirthnameAKA: Jay Alexander
Birthday: September 23, 1959
Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey, United States
Educated At: Boston University, Boston University College Of Fine Arts
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Magician, Singer, Stage Actor
Total quotes: 186
“Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?
Mauricio: Yes.
Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?”
Mauricio: Yes.
Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?”
Tagged:
member's only, Sick Burns
“I'm not stable? I'm like a rock. I take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock. I put these glasses on a rock. You know what jumps into most people's minds? Costanza.”
Tagged:
Stability, Mental Illness
“Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?”
Tagged:
Caricatures
“You see, this is what I do with women. I start out too strong, now I have to become real, that's when it all falls apart. What good is real? They don't want real, they want funny.”
Tagged:
Dating, Self-Consciousness
“You know, I think I could have played with dolls if there were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. What's so terrible?”
Tagged:
gender roles, Dolls
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