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George Costanza Quotes
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Total quotes: 179
George Costanza
characterNationality: United States Of America
Total quotes: 179
“I'm not stable? I'm like a rock. I take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock. I put these glasses on a rock. You know what jumps into most people's minds? Costanza.”
Tagged:
Stability, Mental Illness
“Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?”
Tagged:
Caricatures
“You see, this is what I do with women. I start out too strong, now I have to become real, that's when it all falls apart. What good is real? They don't want real, they want funny.”
Tagged:
Dating, Self-Consciousness
“You know, I think I could have played with dolls if there were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. What's so terrible?”
Tagged:
gender roles, Dolls
“This is my one chance to make a great entrance! My whole life, I have never made a great entrance!”
“Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No. No. A resounding no!”
Tagged:
Sensitivity
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