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Edgar Wright Quotes

Total quotes: 46
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“You rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit.”
— Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Baby Driver
Tagged: Robbery, Drug, support
“He had an accident when he was a kid. Still has a hum in the drum. Plays music to drown it out. And that's what makes him the best.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: accident, hum, drum, kid, best, Music
“Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?

Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.

Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: Safety, fugitive
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“If you get cornered...[hits himself on head with cricket bat]...bash ’em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: self-harm, Slapstick
“Wow. I just drew a whole goddamn map in chalk while we've been standing here squawking. That's pretty fucking impressive, right?”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: Map, chalk, squawking, Impressive
“Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it?”
— Griff, Baby Driver
Tagged: Scared, hard, totem pole, nick names
“Bats: Those pigs are in hog heaven. The only way they can ID us is with a Ouija board or some shit.

Doc: Well, your name only takes four letters to spell out.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: pigs, hog, Heaven, Ouija Board
“Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!”
— Luis, Ant-Man
Tagged: Coffee, Robbery, Gratitude
“Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You’ve sold puff.

Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Weed, College
“Shaun: No, Noel, no matter you might think, okay, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate.

Worker: Shaun, it’s Liz for you. [hands him the phone]”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: compartmentalizing, Work Life, personal life
“As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie. And there’s an ‘I’ in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team...I don’t know what he’s talking about.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: anagram, Team, Confusion, Meat, Pie
“Shaun: David, kill the Queen!

David: What?

Shaun: The jukebox.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Queen, jukebox, Double Entendre
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Baby: Your tattoo says 'hat'?

JD: Yeah, it used to say 'hate'. But to increase my chances of employment I had the E removed.

Baby: How's that working out for you?

JD: Who doesn't like hats?”
— J.D., Baby Driver
Tagged: Hat, Employment, Hate
“Not a chauffeur. Noted.”
— Debora, Baby Driver
Tagged: chauffeur, noted, Profession, title
“[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: monster, Daddy
“Pick on someone your own size!”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: bullying
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“Baby: One more job and I'm done.

Doc: 'One more job' and we're straight. Now I don't think I need to give you the speech about what would happen if you say no, how I could break your legs and kill everyone you love because you already know that, don't you?

Baby: Yeah.”
— Doc, Baby Driver
Tagged: Job, Finished, Speech, Threat, Evil
“Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: late, Saving The World
“He punched the highlights out of her hair!”
— 'Young' Neil Nordegraf, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Domestic Violence
“David: Basically, I’d say your nine lives are up, Shaun.

Shaun: Get fucked, four eyes! Why don’t you go out with her if you love her so much?

David: What do you mean by that? [storms off] Well, I don’t know what he meant by that. [uncomfortable silence]”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: get fucked, four eyes, Nine Lives
“Liz: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat?

Shaun: Well, that’s a bit harsh.

Liz: Your words!

Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: twat, failed actress
“Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?

Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

Scott Lang: Makes sense.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary, Theft, Reform
“If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead.”
— Griff, Baby Driver
Tagged: Death, dead, Fate
“Hey Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. See you later Baby.”
— Debora, Baby Driver
Tagged: Funny, Court Case, name, Songs, Music, Love
“Ed: I’m sorry, Shaun.

Shaun: It’s OK.

Ed: No, I’m sorry, Shaun.

Shaun: What? [smells Ed’s fart] Oh, God, that’s rotten!

Ed: I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing!

Shaun: I am not laughing.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Farts, cropdusting
“Deborah: So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?

Baby: Yesterday.

Deborah: I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have - just me, my music, and the road.

Baby: I'd like that, too.”
— Miles "Baby", Baby Driver
Tagged: road, Car, Fun, Jealous, Music, Freedom
“Ed: [Directing Shaun on where to shoot] There!

Shaun: Where?

Ed: Three o’clock!

Dianne: Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve.

Shaun: What?

David: Eleven forty-five!

Shaun: Keep it simple!

Ed: Top left.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: clockwise, shooting
“Pete: It’s four in the fucking morning!

Shaun: It’s Saturday!

Pete: No, it’s not. It’s fucking Sunday. And I’ve got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours ’cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I’m SO FUCKING ANGRY?

Ed: Fuck, yeah.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: Fucking, angry, Work
“[after Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time]
Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?

Scott: Who said that?

[After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.

Hank: [Angry] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…”
— Hank Pym, Ant-Man
Tagged: Avengers, Tech, Iron Man
“[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

Scott: Really?

Luis: Yeah.

Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]

Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!

Dave: That's witchcraft!

Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

Dave: That's wizardry!

Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?

Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder. [Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]

Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!

Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!”
— Kurt, Ant-Man
Tagged: Weird, freaky, Witchcraft, david copperfield, wizardry, Sorcery
“David: You still haven’t met his mum?

Shaun: Not yet!

Dianne: Don’t you get on with your mum, Shaun?

Shaun: It’s not that I don’t get on with her...

David: Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?

Shaun: No! I love my mum!

Ed: I love his mum, too.

Shaun: Ed!

Ed: [singing] She’s like butter!

Shaun: Ed.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: mum, mother, butter
“[a training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends]
Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.

Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.

Hope: Paraponera clavata.

Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.

Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.

Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.

Scott: [with the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.

Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.”
— Hope van Dyne, Ant-Man
Tagged: Ants, entomology
“Scott: [approaching the ‘old Stark warehouse' he's supposed to burglarize] Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? [The 'warehouse' comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base] It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Hope: Scott, get out of there!

Hank: Abort! Abort now!

Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary
“[looking through Shaun’s LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]

Ed: ‘Purple Rain’?

Shaun: No.

Ed: ‘Sign o’ the Times’?

Shaun: Definitely not.

Ed: The ‘Batman’ soundtrack?

Shaun: Throw it.

Ed: ‘Dire Straits’?

Shaun: Throw it.

Ed: Ooh, ‘Stone Roses.’

Shaun: Um, No.

Ed: ‘Second Coming.’

Shaun: I like it!

Ed: Ahhh! ‘Sade.’

Shaun: Yeah, but that’s Liz’s!

Ed: Yeah, but she did dump you.

Shaun: Oh.”
— Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Tagged: zombies, Prince, Sade, Dire Straits, Batman
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