Quotes tagged ‘Robbery’

“Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You left me to die. Arya Stark: First, I robbed you. Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're a cold little bitch, aren't you? Guess that's why you're still alive.”

— Dave Hill, Sandor Clegane, Rory McCann, imdb.com

“Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington. Mr. Edmington: Sir. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front. Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sur…”

— S. Craig Zahler, Black Gloves, Primo Allon, imdb.com

“Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key? Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?”

— S. Craig Zahler, Biscuit, Michael Jai White, imdb.com

“Thug: Stop! [he points the gun at her] Annie: Wait, wait! I have kids at home. Thug: Not with an ass like that you don’t. Annie: Oh. Well, thank you.”

— Mark Perez, Annie Davis, Rachel McAdams, imdb.com

“Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!”

— Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Edgar Wright, Paul Rudd, Luis, Michael Pena, imdb.com

“I robbed a grocery store.”

— Jenna Bans, Beth Boland, Christina Hendricks, imdb.com

“You rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit.”

— Edgar Wright, Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Jamie Foxx, imdb.com

“[Howard's just returned home from a flight to Paris, and finds he's been robbed—of everything—except his broken vacuum. Bob and Emily are in his barren living room, trying to help Howard get a grasp on the situation] I don't know what to do. I mean; where do you start? [Howard scratches his head, an…”

— Paul Lichtman, Howard Storm, Howard Borden, Bill Daily, imdb.com

“Lou Solverson: It's a diner robbery in Minnesota, Karl. Not a presidential assassination. Karl Weathers: Oh, sure. That's how it starts—with something small, like a break-in at the Watergate Hotel. But just watch. This thing's only getting bigger.”

— Noah Hawley, Karl Weathers, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“I stayed with him for about a month, hoboing our way east, stealing and burning everything we could. I taught him how to set fire to a church after we robbed it. We got very busy on that, robbing and burning a church regular every chance we got.”

— Carl Panzram, amazon.com

“I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform other people who try to reform me. and I believe that the only way to reform people is to kill ’em.”

— Carl Panzram, amazon.com

“In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human beings. I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies Larcenys, [sic] arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. for all of these things I am not the least bit sorry. I have no conscience so that does not…”

— Carl Panzram, amazon.com

“Whenever human activity is directed exclusively to the service of the instinct for self-preservation it is called theft or usury, robbery or burglary, etc.”

— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com

“Ilene: And what is your occupation? Omar: Occupation? Ilene: What exactly do you do for a living, Mr. Little? Omar: I rip and run. Ilene: You... Omar: I robs drug dealers. Ilene: And exactly how long has this been your occupation, Mr. Little? Omar: Well, I don't know exactly. I venture to say maybe…”

— David Simon, Omar Little, Michael Kenneth Williams, imdb.com

“See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya!”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Did I find it all right? I mean could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, 'accuse I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll…”

— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com

“A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.”

— LegendaryFalcon, reddit.com