Quotes tagged ‘pigs’

“Lisa Farber: All men are pigs. Prymatt Conehead: Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes. Lisa Farber: Exactly.”

— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Prymatt Conehead, Jane Curtin, imdb.com

“My uncle Joey kept pigs, Irish grazers, He used to hire a local choir-boy to sing to them as they were loaded on to the truck. And these pigs they loved it. They were so peaceful, all the way to the slaughterhouse.”

— Matthew Graham, Wainwright, Colm Meaney, imdb.com

“Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in. [axes the door]”

— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Jack Torrance, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“Bats: Those pigs are in hog heaven. The only way they can ID us is with a Ouija board or some shit. Doc: Well, your name only takes four letters to spell out.”

— Edgar Wright, Doc, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com

“Pumbaa: I ate like a pig. Simba: Pumbaa, you are a pig.”

— Irene Mecchi, Pumbaa (voice), Ernie Sabella, imdb.com

“Pet pigs are frequently sold as “micro pigs” or “teacup pigs,” but in reality there’s no such thing.”

— Hazel Cills, jezebel.com

“Larry: Well, you grunt every shot and it's really annoying, and it's throwing me off. Cheryl: Oh! Is that why you're losing? Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking!”

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“It’s unnatural, and there is no question ever of allowing these people to behave worse than dogs and pigs. If dogs and pigs do not do it, why must human beings? We have our own culture, and we must rededicate ourselves to our traditional values that make us human beings….What we are being persuaded…”

— Robert Mugabe, newnownext.com

“Bridgette: I just wish you could at least pretend to support me. Tutu: I support you every single day, honey. I pray for you. Bridgette: Yeah? What do you say? Tutu: I say, ‘Dear Heavenly Father, please protect my Bridgette. She's a little lost. She's like a sheep. Please guide her towards—' Bridget…”

— Emily Goldwyn, Frankie Shaw, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com

“China is a pig on LSD, you never know which way it’s going to run.”

— Wes Jones, Alice O'Neill, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Damian Lewis, imdb.com

“Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? ’Cause it’s bound to squeal.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.”

— Jdaesroenk, reddit.com

“He's a male chauvinist pig. Most, if not all, fuckboys are misogynistic assholes. The whole idea of their being is to treat women like trash.”

— Kashika Saxena, vagabomb.com