1. People
    2.  › 
  2. Charlie Day
Charlie Day photo

Charlie Day Quotes

Total quotes: 73
“I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: Paddy's Pub
Tagged: Regress, Redundant, Nonsense
“Dee: I am not a failure!

Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?

Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass
Tagged: Failure, Fail, Sassy, Diss
“No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom
Tagged: Sex, Mom, Advice
“Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Sells Out
Tagged: Jobs, Employment, Sarcasm
“Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Charlie Die
Tagged: Risk, Not Safe, Walls
“Dennis: Okay, alright what’s your favorite hobby?

Charlie: Uhh…magnets.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Hobbies, Magnets, Weird
“And I don't think you should do just what makes you happy. I think you should do what makes you great.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Videos
Tagged: Happiness, Improvement
“Charlie: Do wasps make honey?

Dennis: No wasps do not make honey.

Charlie: Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Wasp, Bees, Honey, Exploring, Questions
“I eat stickers all the time dude!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road
Tagged: Stickers, Gross, food
“You cannot have a voice without risk of criticism. ”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Video
Tagged: Risk, Failure, motivation
“You do not have to be fearless just don't let fear stop you.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Speeches
Tagged: Fear, Learning, Growing
“Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?

Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Gets a New Member
Tagged: excellence, Bruce Jenner, resumé, Application
“Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script?

Charlie: Yes. And action.

Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.' This doesn't make any sense!”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Runs for Office
Tagged: Office, elections, Speeches, Script
“ Surprise, bitches! We're alive and it's blowing your minds right now!”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Charlie Die
Tagged: surprise, alive, Shock, crazy, Mind Blown
“ I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: The Gang Gets Racist
Tagged: Dreams, Selfish, Sex, Indifferent, Listening
“I'm not asking you to do anything, just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Sells Out
Tagged: Robbing, blind eye
“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!

Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road
Tagged: window, Piss, Gross, angry
“Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay?

Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: The Gang Gets Racist
Tagged: gay, Musical Theatre, actor, Secret, Sassy
“Frank: Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order.

Mac: Wait, you shot a deer?

Frank: That's right! A ten point buck!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Dennis
Tagged: Deer, shot, Natural Order, food
“It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Who Got Dee Pregnant
Tagged: Black Out, Drinking, Drunk, Alcohol, Browning Out
“If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods
Tagged: Animals, Death, bus, Road Kill
“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both!

Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Runs for Office
Tagged: Smart, Attractive, Women, Men, Rude
“Dude, it's amazing. Look at this. Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Finds A Dumpster Baby
Tagged: milk, Drink, Amazing, surprise
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Dennis
Tagged: Cannibalism, food, Politics, Decisions
“Dennis: Lay it on us, bud.

Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis
Tagged: gay, Sex, Euphomism, Hard Work
“ Keep singing, bitch! You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm through with you!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Nightman Cometh
Tagged: Singing, Anger, Threat, Mad, insults
“Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Exploits A Miracle
Tagged: Love, gay, God, Religion
“Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your a**?

Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my a**!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad
Tagged: butt, Drugs, Shove
“Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?

Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: Charlie Wants an Abortion
Tagged: Convictions, Sex, Laid
“You wanna talk about stress? You wanna talk about stress?! Okay! I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac--how 'bout that for stress?”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: Stress, company, Conspiracy, Stressed Out
“So the Wendy's manager was like 'You gotta clean dat up!' and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Clean Up, Gross, Onions, upset
“Frank: Anyone want any more catfish?

Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Buys a Boat
Tagged: Endangered, food, Catfish
“Mac: Hey bro, how'd you lose your hand?

Sailor: Diabetes.

Mac: That's not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Buys a Boat
Tagged: Diabetes, hand, tragic, Adventure
“Just so I'm clear, you don't actually think things are going to come alive because you're spending the night in museum, right?”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Who Got Dee Pregnant
Tagged: Night At Museum, alive, Movie
“And people will tell you what do what makes you happy but a lot of this has been hard work.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Videos
Tagged: Happiness, Follow Your Dreams
“As best we know, we have one life. In it you have to trust your own voice, your own ideas, your own honesty, your vulnerability and through this you will find your way.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Videos
Tagged: Success, Failure
“Dee: Those goddam North Koreans.

Dennis: They are some sneaky bastards.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
Tagged: Sneaky
“You cannot let fear of failure or fear of comparison or fear of judgement, stop you from doing what's going to make you great.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Video
Tagged: Commencement Speech, Motivational Speech
“Do what makes you uncomfortable and scary and hard, but it will pay off in the long run.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Videos
Tagged: Scared, Fear, Hard Work
“Be willing to fail. Let yourself fail. Fail in the way in the place where you would want to fail.”
— Charlie Day, Motivational Videos
Tagged: Failing, Success, motivation
loading next page...