“Zero: You know, those stars look like a shovel to me. Stanley: Exactly...Hector, I feel lucky. Zero: [laughing] The onions have gone to your head. Stanley: What do you say we dig one more hole?”— Louis Sachar, Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Khleo Thomas, imdb.com
“So the Wendy's manager was like 'You gotta clean dat up!' and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.”— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Conscience has an unmistakable stink to it, sort of like raw onions and morning breath. But a lie stinks even more when it’s coming from someone who isn’t used to lying. It’s more like rotten eggs and horse shit.”— Billy Kennedy, Frank Underwood, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com
“This thing is like an onion. The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.”— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“The people who watched the first person chop an onion must have thought they were a pussy.”— Heavily_Implied, reddit.com