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Frank Reynolds Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Held Hostage
Tagged: angry, Frustrated, Pissed
“Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog.

Frank: I don't have the dog.

Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor?

Frank: Yes.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Goes Jihad
Tagged: dog, Hiding, Lies, Poop
“Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.

Dee: Bill Cosby.

Frank: The cards are a little outdated.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11: Chardee MacDennis 2
Tagged: celebrity, Bill Cosby, Outdated
“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both!

Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Runs for Office
Tagged: Smart, Attractive, Women, Men, Rude
“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: condom, Dongs, Oops, accident, Showing Off
“So the Wendy's manager was like 'You gotta clean dat up!' and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Clean Up, Gross, Onions, upset
“Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Bums
Tagged: Bums, masturbation, Business
“Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties
Tagged: Cannoli, cream, Gross
“The acid's makin' me feel like I gotta take a dump.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Invincible
Tagged: Drugs, Poop, Acid
“Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.

Charlie: That's why I did it.

Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?

Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
Tagged: Money, Stealing, Theft, Leadership
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