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Allan Heinberg Quotes

Total quotes: 37
“Dude, you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Debut
Tagged: Insecurity, Welcome, Self-Doubt, Paralyzing, joke, Snarky, Sassy
“You didn't love her! You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her, because you don't destroy the person that you love!”
— Dr. Callie Torres, Grey's Anatomy, Grey's Anatomy Season 4: The Heart of the Matter
Tagged: Love, Hurting Somone, Fake Love, Illusions of Love
“The only way to get anything to eat in the country is to make it yourself...I'm in no mood for Bisquick!”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Sex and the Country
Tagged: country, Eat, food, Pancakes
“Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing 'Magic: the Gathering.'

Ryan: You still play Magic.

Seth: Yeah, but not as much.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: Magic: The Gathering, Magic, Virginity, Sex, joke, Sassy
“Diana Prince: You're a man...

Steve Trevor: Yeah... I mean... do I not look like one?”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Man, phenotype
“Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.

Seth: So, I'm like asthma?”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Model Home
Tagged: born, father, Son, Breath, Safety, parental love, Asthma, Sassy, joke
“Seth: Summer, can I walk you to class?

Summer: I can walk myself.

Seth: Great, then you can walk me, too.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: Walk, couple, flirty, Cute, humor, Feminist, Relationships
“What one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you would think.”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Truth, Complexity
“Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you. You have been my greatest love. Today, you are my greatest sorrow.”
— Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Misandry, Men, Deserve, Love, Sorrow
“Really, specs? Suddenly she's not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?”
— Etta Candy, Wonder Woman
Tagged: beauty, glasses
“[On seeing Diana throw a large man across the pub] I am both frightened... and aroused.”
— Sameer, Wonder Woman
Tagged: frightened, aroused
“I had no father. My mother sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus.”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Wonder Woman, Goddess, Zeus, Being Sculpted By Gods
“It’s not about deserve. It’s about what you believe. And I believe in love.”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Belief, Entitlement, Wonder Woman
“Seth: We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.

Ryan: Another mugshot?

Seth: If you must be so cynical.”
— Ryan Atwood, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: photo, School, ID, Mugshot, Cynical, Snarky, Sassy
“Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.

Seth: Sometimes I do.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: Vulgar, Inappropriate, talk, sounds, Annoying, humor, Sassy
“Sandy: And you're going to yogalates.

Kirsten: You just like saying that.

Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?

Ryan: Yogalates.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Secret
Tagged: yoga, Yogalates, Exercise, joke, Sassy
“I do not like Seth Cohen. I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's, like, Seth Cohen!”
— Summer Roberts, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: like, Love, couple, Relationships, Denial, Cute
“What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Strip
Tagged: hotel, Bachelor Party, Vegas, Gambling, Addiction, kids, Witty
“Ares: They don't deserve your protection!

Wonder Woman: It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love.”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Protection, Deserve, Love
“What one does with the truth is more difficult than you think. I learnt this the hard way, a long, long time ago. And now, my life will never be the same...”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Truth, Difficulty
“Diana Prince: Awww, a baby!

Steve Trevor: No. No. No babies. No babies. That one's not made out of clay!”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: babies
“Diana Prince: To the war!

Steve Trevor: Technically, the war is that way. But first we got to go THIS way...”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: War
“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.

Summer: Eww.

Seth: Summer?

Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen?

Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: Naked, studying, School, Mom, Son, Family, Clothes, shower, joke, awkward, humor
“I’m willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: charity, Taking Care Of The Weak, Christianity Morality, Fighting For The Weak
“[to Diana] I can save today. You can save the world.”
— Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Save the World
“Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry.

Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back?

Ryan: Actually, I hit him first.

Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.”
— Marissa Cooper, The O.C., Season 1: The Model Home
Tagged: Popular, Boyfriend, angry, Fight, hit, Sassy, flirty
“Anna: Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?

Ryan: Is that gonna be a problem?

Anna: I can't wait.”
— Anna Stern, The O.C., Season 1: The Debut
Tagged: steal, criminal, Arson, Fire, Society, Debut, Debutantes, Mischief, Problem
“I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost!”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Death, Passivity
“It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!”
— Charlotte York, Sex and the City, Season 4: Ghost Town
Tagged: Simile Examples, ugly
“Luke: Shut up, queer.

Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest.

Luke: What did you just say?

Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Model Home
Tagged: Snarky, Sassy, joke, Insult, Queer, Sweater Vest, Compliment, Fashion
“Sandy: If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?

Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.

Sandy: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Seth: When are you leaving?”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: Dad, Son, Family, Miss, Leave, Snarky, Sassy, Insult, Secret
“I've got a soft spot for old men who masturbate in assless chaps.”
— Patrick, Looking, Season 1: Looking for $220/Hour
Tagged: Men, Kinks
“Anna: Could you be any more pathetic? A lone figure sitting on the floor, wondering if he's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life.

Seth: Hey, your sensitivity — it's really, uh, nonexistent.

Anna: You know what your problem is? You're not a man.

Seth: Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Debut
Tagged: pathetic, Lonely, Sensitivity, Insensitive, Man, Brutal Honesty, Honesty, joke, humor
“I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind. But then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light and learned that inside every one of them, there will always be both. A choice each must make for themselves. Something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know, that only love can truly save the world. So I stay, I fight, and I give, for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever.”
— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
Tagged: Mission of Wonder Woman, Saving The World, Choice, Fighting For What You Believe In
“Luke: Maybe I can just blow the whole thing off, go hit the beach, give everybody time to get it out of their systems.

Ryan: It doesn't work like that. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.

Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.

Seth: And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Secret
Tagged: beach, Arson, Suicide Attempts, joke, Sassy, Snarky, humor
“Seth: So what's the GP, RA?

Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.

Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.

Ryan: You're just using initials now?

Seth: Yeah. They save time.

Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.

Seth: GP.

Ryan: Game Plan?

Seth: Good Point.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Nana
Tagged: Initials, Game Plan, Translate, Millennials, Witty, humor
“Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?

Seth: I just want you.

Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.

Seth: I want to make that up to you.

Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.”
— Summer Roberts, The O.C., Season 2: The Way We Were
Tagged: Want, Chrismukkah, Holidays, Wonder Woman, costume, Superhero, Left, Relationship, Dating, couple, Love, Chase, Fight, Selfish
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