“Now that comedian Sarah Silverman has declared marriage barbaric, is it done?”— Belinda Luscombe, time.com
“It’s hard to say whether TikTok created this generational animosity or simply fanned the flames. But what is clear is that TikTok represents the apotheosis of a digital shift that divides millennials—who lived through the dawn of social media—and Gen Zers, who have never known life before complete s…”— Sejla Rizvic, thewalrus.ca
“Your continued existence is a sharp reminder that the ones in charge of so much hardship during the '08 crisis were not punished. And your blatant disregard for the law, made obvious months ago through your (for the Melvin lawyers out there: alleged) illegal naked short selling and more recently you…”— ssauronn, old.reddit.com
“Seeing Stu confuse a baby bottle for the phone helped him laugh at some of his own moments of exhausted confusion.”— Quinn Myers, melmagazine.com
“Asymptomatic people are still contagious, and can still infect older and more vulnerable people, like those who are immunocompromised.”— Britni de la Cretaz, refinery29.com
“I’m afraid that there is no cure for burnout. After all, you can’t untoast toast.”— Ella Dawson, elladawson.com
“We’ve seen countless stories about what millennials have killed. From napkins to marriage to Applebees, just looking at headlines you’d guess that for the past decade the millennial generation's been on a rampage.”— Alexandra Saizan, pudding.cool
“A beloved philodendron will never cover the walls in crayon or soil the carpet.”— Casey Bond, huffpost.com
“After living alone for a time — perhaps after being widowed or divorced — they realize they thrive when they have independence and personal space, and they don’t want to give that up when they begin a committed relationship.”— Erika W. Smith, refinery29.com
“Is the secret to lasting love to take it slow? As in really, really slow?”— Tara Parker-Pope, nytimes.com
“Some people get hung up on whether astrology is "true" or scientific, but that means they miss the way tons of young people are actually using it: As a way to depersonalize their emotions and make them easier to talk about with their friends.”— Amanda Mull, twitter.com
“When it comes to marketing to a generation – especially one that goes down in history as one of the most stimulated and most socially-active – it’s not as easy as fake it till you make it.”— The H Hub, thehhub.com
“Millennials love to complain about other millennials giving them a bad name.”— Anne Helen Petersen, buzzfeednews.com
“We’re not feckless teens anymore; we’re grown-ass adults, and the challenges we face aren’t fleeting, but systemic.”— Anne Helen Petersen, buzzfeednews.com
“This raises the question: Should millennials be having better sex?”— Danielle Gonzalez, huffpost.com
“Millennials' lack of funds could wind up making us culturally distinct from our parents and children over time—maybe we'll be more responsible and frugal, less inclined toward hedonism and waste.”— Harry Cheadle, vice.com
“The game is jam-packed with millennial stereotypes. Not only is Pennybags standing in front of a vegan restaurant, but he's wearing blue Ray-Bans and earbuds, and carrying a coffee to-go cup.”— Christina Maxouris, cnn.com
“Between 2008 and 2016, the divorce rate in America dropped by 18 percent.”— Brittany Wong, huffpost.com
“The female dissatisfaction chronicled by Betty Friedan in The Feminine Mystique was prompted by a widespread awakening to the bullshit promises of domestic happiness, manufactured by culture to make female containment look good. Now another bullshit promise has taken its place, and another generatio…”— Lisa Miller, thecut.com
“The first thing I do upon waking up is Instagram a watermarked photo of Guy Fieri looking eagerly at a burger and caption it 'literally me.' I let my phone fall on my empty stomach. I stare at the ceiling. I’m very tired. I open Twitter and tweet a photo of a cat hanging from a tree with, 'Hang in t…”— Haley Nahman, manrepeller.com