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Bob Cratchit: Yes. No. You're Father Christmas?
Ebenezer Scrooge: [chuckles] No. [pulls down his mask briefly]
Mrs. Cratchit: [screams] It's Mr. Scrooge! He's gone mad!
Bob Cratchit: It's all right, dear. There's nothing to be frightened of.
Ebenezer Scrooge: No, I haven't gone mad. And on Monday, when your salary is doubled.
Bob Cratchit: Doubled? [to his wife] He has gone mad!
Ebenezer Scrooge: We'll set together and discuss how I can help your family to start with. We'll find the right doctors to get Tiny Tim well. And we will get him well you don't.
Bob Cratchit: Yes! I believe you, I believe anything!”
Ebenezer Scrooge: Excellent! Then I suggest you do so!
2nd Portly Gentleman: What may we put down for you, sir?
Ebenezer Scrooge: Nothing, sir.
1st Portly Gentleman: Ah, you wish to remain anonymous.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I wish to be left alone, sir! That is what I wish! I don't make myself merry at Christmas and I cannot afford to make idle people merry. I have been forced to support the establishments I have mentioned through taxation and God knows they cost more than they're worth. Those who are badly off must go there.
2nd Portly Gentleman: Many would rather die than go there.
Ebenezer Scrooge: If they'd rather die, then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population, Good night, gentlemen. [walks away, then turns back] Humbug!”
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.”
Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity…We’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily.
Abbi: Yeah, we’re just a regular Matt and Ben.”
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