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Adam McKay Quotes

Total quotes: 88
“It's like someone hit a piñata full of white people who suck at golf.”
— Vinny Daniel, The Big Short
Tagged: Piñata, White People, Anti-White, Golf
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: newborn, infant, jesus
“Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?

Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.

Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: Safety, fugitive
“And I'm getting madder and madder and I ask this guy how he sleeps at night knowing he's ripping off working people and he just leaves. He doesn't say a word. He just walks away from the lunch. So am I fucked up or is he?”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: fucked up, madder
“ Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: Stupid, illegal
“Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”
— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Colonel Sanders
“I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Sex, Cookie, pants, No Pants Dance
“Jason: You know, I did have the FBI put that bag over your head. They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it. 

Kate: You know, I had a feeling. I really did.”
— Jason Orlean, Don't Look Up
Tagged: FBI, CIA, Feeling
“Are we really about to tell the president of the United States that we have just over six months until humankind, basically every species, is completely extinct?”
— Kate Dibiasky, Don't Look Up
Tagged: President, humankind, Extinct
“[Surrounded by police] Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary, Theft
“I have a feeling in a few years people are going to be doing what they always do when the economy tanks. They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: bad economy, Xenophobia, blame the poor
“Thing of it is, we really... we really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it.”
— Dr. Randall Mindy, Don't Look Up
Tagged: Everything, Think, Introspection
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Colonel Sanders, Misquote, Drunk, chicken
“Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another.  We need to hear things.”
— Dr. Randall Mindy, Don't Look Up
Tagged: talk, Hear, Communicate
“He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?”
— Howard Stark, Ant-Man
Tagged: ass kicking
“We're going to wait and we're going to wait and we're going to wait until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: Waiting, Pain, Bleed
“People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.”
— Jamie Shipley, The Big Short
Tagged: Bad Things, underestimate
“Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f-[bleep] you.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Big Red, Chewing Tobacco, Fuck You
“ [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: self-immolation, jesus, jewish god, Allah, Tom Cruise, Witchcraft
“[to Ben sitting with his laptop doing deals] Who are you a drug dealer or a banker? Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!”
— Vinny Daniel, The Big Short
Tagged: Drug Dealer, banker, fuck off
“Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!”
— Luis, Ant-Man
Tagged: Coffee, Robbery, Gratitude
“Ron: Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Brick: I don't know.”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: hand grenade, Fight, Explosive
“Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.”
— Nancy, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on.”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“No one is paying attention because the banks are too busy getting paid obscene fees to sell these bonds.”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: Wall Street, Finance, The Big Short, Housing Market
“I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Which means, if we're right, people lose homes, people lose jobs, people lose retirement savings, people lose pensions.”
— Ben Rickert, The Big Short
Tagged: Finance, The Big Short, Wall Street, Housing Market
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Brennan, Denise called and she said she can't spend New Year's Eve with you because she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.”
— Nancy, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: monster, Daddy
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, manger, Ghost, baby einstein, Retarded, gang-bangers
“Hey! It's me, America!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: dumb americans
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