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Will Ferrell Quotes

Total quotes: 138
“It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: Hot, right now, Damn, Iconic
“To those of you graduates sitting out there who have a pretty good idea of what you’d like to do with your life: Congratulations. For many of you who maybe don’t have it all figured out, it’s okay. That’s the same chair that I sat in. Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. Trust your gut, keep throwing darts at the dartboard, don’t listen to the critics, and you will figure it out. Class of 2017, I just want you to know you will never be alone on whatever path you may choose. If you do have a moment where you feel a little down, just think about the support you have from this great Trojan family. And imagine me — literally picture my face — singing this song gently into your ear.”
— Will Ferrell, Watch This Will Ferrell Commencement Speech Given to 2017 USC Graduates
Tagged: College, Graduation
“This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Stickers, fig newtons
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Movies
“Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannn-cisco. Fran-cis-cooo.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Christmas Quotes
“What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose ‘parents’ eat those, too?”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Buddy The Elf, Christmas Quotes
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: happy family, Monkey, tear gas
“Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: warning shot, bulbous ass, rectal breach
“Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: newborn, infant, jesus
“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, tuxedo, formal, casual, party
“My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbor's dog to drink it. But he wouldn't.”
— Walker Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Dogs, urine drinking, cutting class
“Walker: Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!

Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!”
— Walker Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Threats, shut up
“[as they see Kurt riding down the escalator] Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Male Beauty, Homophobia
“[as Kurt stands in front of Brad and scowls at him] Oh, gosh. Those piercing eyes, like a velociraptor.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Piercing Eyes, velociraptor
“No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up! Black sheep! Bad boy!”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Black Sheep, odd man out, Bad Boy
“Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”
— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Colonel Sanders
“I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Sex, Cookie, pants, No Pants Dance
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Childhood, Broken Home, Failure to Launch, Overstatement
“Whillenholly: [to Banky] Wow, there's a lot of love in the room.

Banky: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys.

Whillenholly: OK, play it cool, hot shot.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Love, Homophobia, hot shot
“ I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, Anti-Christian, jumpsuit, Dancing
“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Drunk, Fantasies
“Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: pin, ass, mean, Sassy, Weight, fitting, model
“[as Brad’s dad is coming down the escalator] Dad. That sweater, he wears a red sweater so that I can see him in a crowd.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Reunions, red sweater
“Dusty Mayron: Don’t you see what he’s up to, he thinks you and me are harboring bad feelings?

Brad Whitaker: No, I’m not harboring anything.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Bad Feelings, Harboring
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Colonel Sanders, Misquote, Drunk, chicken
“Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.”
— Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: chipmunk, difference, Fear
“There's nothing more frightening than driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.”
— Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Fear, Cougar, Goddamn
“By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Beautiful, voice, sing, Song
“Stepdads and dads don’t always get along, but Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Stepdads, Dads, Co-Dads
“Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f-[bleep] you.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Big Red, Chewing Tobacco, Fuck You
“ [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: self-immolation, jesus, jewish god, Allah, Tom Cruise, Witchcraft
“So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: psychosomatic, fire-starter, Misunderstanding
“Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?

Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.”
— Lucius Washington, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: speed, Dunning-Kruger
“Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Good, Evil, Praise, adulation, Quiet Time
“ [after driving in reverse to beat Jamie McMurray] Hey Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up! [Gives him the finger] It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Middle Finger, Target
“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”
— Lance DeLune, The Ladies Man
Tagged: Overreaction
“Lars Erickssong: Why do you stand by me? 

Sigrit Ericksdóttir: Because you are a dreamer.”
— Sigrit Ericksdottir, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
Tagged: Dreamer, Believer, Love
“Ron: Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Brick: I don't know.”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: hand grenade, Fight, Explosive
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