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Quotes tagged “Monkey”
Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.”
Sheriff: An ape.
Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey.
Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”
Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afghani knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.
Rabbit: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!
Captain O'Hagan: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
Thorny: How the hell should I know? [In a silly voice with his eyes crossed]
Mac: Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?”
Kimmy Schmidt: Well I had a cell phone, Xan. Obvs. But I lost it. At the zoo. A monkey took it and she wouldn't give it back. Yeah, Xan. The monkey was a woman. Women can be anything these days.”
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