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Adam McKay Quotes

Total quotes: 52
“It's like someone hit a piñata full of white people who suck at golf.”
— Vinny Daniel, The Big Short
Tagged: Piñata, White People, Anti-White, Golf
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: newborn, infant, jesus
“Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?

Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.

Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: Safety, fugitive
“And I'm getting madder and madder and I ask this guy how he sleeps at night knowing he's ripping off working people and he just leaves. He doesn't say a word. He just walks away from the lunch. So am I fucked up or is he?”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: fucked up, madder
“ Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: Stupid, illegal
“Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”
— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Colonel Sanders
“I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Sex, Cookie, pants, No Pants Dance
“Jason: You know, I did have the FBI put that bag over your head. They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it. 

Kate: You know, I had a feeling. I really did.”
— Jason Orlean, Don't Look Up
Tagged: FBI, CIA, Feeling
“Are we really about to tell the president of the United States that we have just over six months until humankind, basically every species, is completely extinct?”
— Kate Dibiasky, Don't Look Up
Tagged: President, humankind, Extinct
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Colonel Sanders, Misquote, Drunk, chicken
“Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another.  We need to hear things.”
— Dr. Randall Mindy, Don't Look Up
Tagged: talk, Hear, Communicate
“[to Ben sitting with his laptop doing deals] Who are you a drug dealer or a banker? Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!”
— Vinny Daniel, The Big Short
Tagged: Drug Dealer, banker, fuck off
“Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!”
— Luis, Ant-Man
Tagged: Coffee, Robbery, Gratitude
“Ron: Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Brick: I don't know.”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: hand grenade, Fight, Explosive
“Which means, if we're right, people lose homes, people lose jobs, people lose retirement savings, people lose pensions.”
— Ben Rickert, The Big Short
Tagged: Finance, The Big Short, Wall Street, Housing Market
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Brennan, Denise called and she said she can't spend New Year's Eve with you because she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.”
— Nancy, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: monster, Daddy
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, manger, Ghost, baby einstein, Retarded, gang-bangers
“Hey! It's me, America!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: dumb americans
“Pick on someone your own size!”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: bullying
“If we're right, people lose homes. People lose jobs. People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions. You know what I hate about fucking banking? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number—every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that?”
— Ben Rickert, The Big Short
Tagged: Banking, Numbers, retirement pensions, Savings
“You have man boobs.”
— Veronica Corningstone, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Diss, Man Boobs, Flab
“Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: late, Saving The World
“You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Poop, Cheese, Refrigerator
“Hey where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?”
— Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Toilet Store , Diss, clothing
“60% of the time, it works every time.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Stats, Success, Working
“I love lamp!”
— Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Lamp, Love, sweet
“I'm jacked! I'm jacked to the tits!”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: jacked, Tits
“Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?

Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

Scott Lang: Makes sense.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary, Theft, Reform
“Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Insult, Rude
“Oh yeah, I ate a big red candle.”
— Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Candle, Consume, Random
“Loud noises!!”
— Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Yelling, Loud, Noise
“Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.”
— Veronica Corningstone, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: erection, Uncomfortable
“That's baby making music, that's what that is.”
— Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Baby Making , Music, Nice, slow
“Take me to pleasure town!”
— Veronica Corningstone, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Pleasure, Good Feelings, Sex
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