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Quotes tagged “erection”
Miss Davis: That’s good...
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Mm-hum.”
Eric Effoing: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
Otis Milburn: She, uh... she touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.”
Cheryl: Oh, 'cause you want people to think you constantly have an erection?”
Stan: The what?
Priest Maxi: It's like a skit, where you re-enact the death and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Kyle: Hey, res-erection! That's what my dad needs!”
Jenna: No, he’s happy. His costume is hiding his erection.”
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