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20 Honest, Sexy Quotes That Explain Exactly What A Threesome Is Really Like

Whether it's your first threeway or your 100th, there's always more to learn about the art of having sex with more than one person at a time—from start to orgasmic finish.
Mélanie Berliet
September 28, 2016
“The most exciting part of the threesome was watching another woman get on top of my partner and ride him until she had an orgasm. It was quite possibly the sexiest thing I've ever seen.”
— Anonymous Woman, What It's Really Like to Have a Threesome
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Couples, Love, Relationships
“Couples should start talking about rules of engagement far in advance. You may want to take penetration, oral sex, kissing, or sleepovers off the table, for instance.”
— Whitney C. Harris, How to Have a Threesome—From Start to Finish
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“If you’re in a relationship, you and your partner may also want to designate a safe word or phrase you can use in case things veer off course. "I need to get some water" or "I'm thirsty" are both good options. You should also tell the third person to speak up if he or she is ever uncomfortable.”
— Whitney C. Harris, How to Have a Threesome—From Start to Finish
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, Couples
“Don’t be afraid to laugh. Laughing is an easy way to diffuse any discomfort and let go when your fantasy doesn’t go perfectly. Don’t let that fanny fart break your momentum, or confidence.”
— Metro UK, 15 things no one tells you about having a threesome
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, Couples
“Finding your third wheel is truly one of the hardest parts of having a threesome. Dan Savage calls them ‘unicorns’ because it’s so rare to find a person who: a) you are both attracted to, b) is attracted to both of you in return, c) is willing to sleep you no strings attached, and d) is sane enough to not wreak havoc on your relationship. It’s a tall order!”
— Vanessa Marin, 6 Tips For Having a Threesome Without Ruining Your Relationship in The Process
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, couple
“It was amazing to watch them together. It was hot, but it was also very sweet. She was so lost in him and he in her. I was able to see him as a human being, if you know what I mean. Not as my husband or my daughter's father, but as a man, a sexual being, a person who wants to be wanted, who needs to be wanted.”
— Jenny Block, My Husband And I Had A Threesome And It Saved Our Marriage
Tagged: threesome, Couples, Sex, Love, Relationships
“I don’t remember who made the first move, but suddenly, we were all kissing: Ella and Manuel, Manuel and I, Ella and I. Shirts came off, the room spun in a blur of breasts and his athletic arms. Pants came off, and I gave myself over to it, enjoying it even though I knew we were making a huge mistake. For the first time in months, I felt alive.”
— Laura West, T HAPPENED TO ME: I Had a Threesome with My Best Friend and Our Engaged Boss
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Couples, Relationships, Love
“I'm left feeling unsettled. I can't wait to shower. Sadly, I'm more conventional than I'd thought. In theory, I didn't mind sharing my husband for an afternoon. In practice, I was shaken up. I wasn't bored; I was bothered.”
— Pamela Druckerman, Threesome 101: How I Planned a Ménage à Trois
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“Threesomes suddenly seem to be everywhere, although the message about them is paradoxical: Everyone (at least everyone male) wants to have one, but no one's had a good one. A friend says he bedded two women on the night of September 11, 2001, as they all watched television together. But — as in many stories I hear — there's an imbalance. One of the women had a serious, unreciprocated crush on him. 'Inside every threesome is a twosome and a onesome,' a character on Gossip Girl warns.”
— Pamela Druckerman, Threesome 101: How I Planned a Ménage à Trois
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, Couples
“Damn, she was hot. I was also baked so that contributed to me finding her more attractive. Well, the time arrived. My buddy started having sex with her first, you know, to "Warm her up," as he put it. Goddamn pussy. Anyway, when I finally took off my underwear, she just stared at my erect package, kinda amazed, like, "WTF, I didn't expect this."

She immediately stops her boyfriend and goes down on me. Like, damn, I just made my buddy get angry at me. He's looking at me with the meanest look on his face. I just sit there and she just doesn't stop until I tell her to. After that, it was a pretty awkward session, surprisingly, my dick was in her vagina most of the time. I guess she enjoyed it. After the sex was over, my buddy wanted me to leave because I stole his thunder. I understood, and off I went home.”
— Anonymous, I had a threesome today with my buddy and his girl, and you cannot believe what happened
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, Couples
“After what seemed like an hour, but was probably two minutes and thirty seconds, they invited me in. I watched as my girlfriend and another attractive woman made out with each other on my bed. It didn’t make sense to my tiny brain. They made fun of me for something. Probably staring too hard. Eventually they undressed each other, and then after another eternity, they let me take my clothes off. They were calling the shots, and I was not going to argue with them.

We did everything we said we were going to do: I fucked my girlfriend while she went down on the other girl, the girls gave each other orgasms, and I got that two-woman blowjob I’d been fantasizing about.”
— Jon Sumpson, I HAD A THREESOME AND IT RUINED SEX FOR ME
Tagged: threesome, Couples, Sex, Love, Relationships
“Threesomes are all about pleasure in all forms. There's fingers, anal, oral. Vaginal sex is like the lowest priority. You've got all these bodies to explore, so why not explore them? Even without like, traditional vaginal sex, both of us had multiple orgasms.”
— Anonymous, I Had A Kinky BDSM Threesome With My Friend And Her Boyfriend
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“They asked me to be their number three because they trusted me. And, perhaps, because they knew I was experienced in threesomes, too — I wasn’t some newbie who was going to try and mess with their relationship or commit some threeway faux-pas. But all the trust and experience in the world is no match for a couple who just isn’t ready for a threeway. Despite our best attempts to outline rules and regulations beforehand, the night ended in a storm of arguments between the couple. And if you think it sucks being a couple in that situation, imagine being the lonely third stuck on the bed watching the entire thing unfold.”
— Anonymous, 8 Rules for the Third Wheel in a Threeway
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationship, Couples
“The lights were off so I could barely see the twins. But I could sure feel them. They did what they wanted with me. The three of us made every moment matter.

I woke up with the sun. They were still there. We stank like three used gym socks left under the bed. I reached for my phone and took a selfie of us lying together. Our time in tangled paradise was up.”
— Treez Alexander, Confessions Of A True Fuckboy: I Had A Threesome With German Twins
Tagged: threesome, Couples, Relationships, Sex, Love
“In our best attempts to be sexy, we had the boy lay back and proceeded to give him a dual blow job.

That shit was not easy. You’d think one woman takes charge of the peen and the other commands the balls, but that honestly just leads to bumping heads. A lot. And while you may think it’s hot for both of you to lick up the sides, it’s still just licking a penis, which is really not that much fun for anyone. Except him, I guess. It was time to get the show on the road.”
— Anonymous Woman, I Had A Threesome With My Big, And These Are The Details
Tagged: thressome, Love, Sex, Couples, Relationships
“We spent the next four hours in a feverish tangle of sweaty limbs and crumpled bed sheets, passing out around dawn. When we woke up, Darryn made scrambled eggs and we sat cross-legged on our balcony, talking excitedly about the night before. I confessed to myself, and later to Darryn, that I’d found the sight of him going down on another woman sexy. I’d had little reason, up to this point, to doubt the conventional wisdom on monogamy — that it alone was the key to a happy, healthy relationship. Suddenly, that perspective seemed woefully misguided. What did it mean that I enjoyed watching my partner having sex with another woman? Why didn’t I feel jealous or insecure?”
— Laura Parker, Are Threesomes a Gateway Drug to Open Relationships?
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Relationships, Love, Couples
“Find the right girl...No, she doesn’t have to be a promiscuous party girl, fresh from her first high school sweetheart and looking to explore all the sexual wonders that life in college has to offer. She doesn’t even need to have had a threesome before. All she needs is to be comfortable with her sexuality and willing to try new things.”
— Attraction Institute, The Complete Threesome Guide
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“In one case, I brought a girl I was dating out to a bar specifically to hunt for a threesome partner. Upon finding a suitable candidate and flirting with her for a few minutes, I simply pointed to my date and said, "See that girl over there? I want to take you from behind while you go down on her." The girl giggled and said, "Okay, that sounds like fun!" and we left together shortly thereafter.”
— Drexel Scott, How to Have Threesomes with Your Girlfriend
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, Couples
“Always have ground rules before you enter a ménage à trois. You don’t want your man to penetrate into the other woman, let him know that it’s off limits. You want the third person to leave as soon as the sex is over, let it be told. You may only end up feeling uncomfortable if you close your eyes and open them to see your woman kissing another man.”
— Love Panky, How to Have a Threesome With The Right Rules
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“If your boyfriend is involved and it's your first time, offer to give him a blow job while the other guy licks you or fucks you- a big reason for this is to take the pressure off your bf, in case he gets nervous and has a hard time getting an erection. This little amount of care can make a potential bad experience into a triumph, and he never needs to know why you did it. Plus, you can always ask them to switch places- I do this if one guy is better endowed than the other, so guy 1 can get me a little more warmed up!”
— KittyStryker, Three To A Bed: A Girl’s Guide to Threesomes
Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships