“Damn, she was hot. I was also baked so that contributed to me finding her more attractive. Well, the time arrived. My buddy started having sex with her first, you know, to "Warm her up," as he put it. Goddamn pussy. Anyway, when I finally took off my underwear, she just stared at my erect package, kinda amazed, like, "WTF, I didn't expect this."

She immediately stops her boyfriend and goes down on me. Like, damn, I just made my buddy get angry at me. He's looking at me with the meanest look on his face. I just sit there and she just doesn't stop until I tell her to. After that, it was a pretty awkward session, surprisingly, my dick was in her vagina most of the time. I guess she enjoyed it. After the sex was over, my buddy wanted me to leave because I stole his thunder. I understood, and off I went home.”

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