“After what seemed like an hour, but was probably two minutes and thirty seconds, they invited me in. I watched as my girlfriend and another attractive woman made out with each other on my bed. It didn’t make sense to my tiny brain. They made fun of me for something. Probably staring too hard. Eventually they undressed each other, and then after another eternity, they let me take my clothes off. They were calling the shots, and I was not going to argue with them.

We did everything we said we were going to do: I fucked my girlfriend while she went down on the other girl, the girls gave each other orgasms, and I got that two-woman blowjob I’d been fantasizing about.”

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