“In our best attempts to be sexy, we had the boy lay back and proceeded to give him a dual blow job.

That shit was not easy. You’d think one woman takes charge of the peen and the other commands the balls, but that honestly just leads to bumping heads. A lot. And while you may think it’s hot for both of you to lick up the sides, it’s still just licking a penis, which is really not that much fun for anyone. Except him, I guess. It was time to get the show on the road.”

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