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50 Signs You’re In Desperate Need Of Dick (Or At Least A Make Out Session)

You skip straight to the sex scenes in movies. 
Holly Riordan
December 6, 2016
“Your Internet browser has more X-rated searches than anything else.”
— Kenny Thapoung, 19 Signs You Need to Get Laid, Like, Yesterday
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Porn, Internet
“You made your friend spill every detail of her last date. Nothing is off limits, because you demand (and need) to know everything: what foreplay was involved, which positions they tried, how long it lasted.”
— Kenny Thapoung, 19 Signs You Need to Get Laid, Like, Yesterday
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Details, Friends, foreplay
“You start to reconsider your horrible ex. Is he single? The relationship was toxic, but the sex was fantastic. Worth it? Repeat after us: No, no it's not.”
— Kenny Thapoung, 19 Signs You Need to Get Laid, Like, Yesterday
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Exes, Sex, Memories
“You can’t stop listening to sexed-up music.”
— Daisy Cousens, 14 SIGNS YOU’RE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Music, Songs
“Average looking guys become attractive.”
— Daisy Cousens, 14 SIGNS YOU’RE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Attraction, Lust
“You’re super sensitive to skin-on-skin contact. You could be getting change from the bus driver and a brush from his fingers makes you semi-weak at the knees.”
— Daisy Cousens, 14 SIGNS YOU’RE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Attraction, Lust, touching
“You are beginning to believe that you’re hideous and no one is going to ever touch you again. You can’t even fathom that you actually used to have an active sex life. Who was that person and where did they go?You are beginning to believe that you’re hideous and no one is going to ever touch you again. You can’t even fathom that you actually used to have an active sex life. Who was that person and where did they go?”
— Ryan O'Connell, 12 Signs That You Need To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, hopeless, unattractive
“Your orgasms from masturbating are becoming weak and depressing. Is it possible to fake an orgasm while jacking off? Don’t stick around to find out!”
— Ryan O'Connell, 12 Signs That You Need To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, masturbating, Touching Yourself, orgasm
“Your full size bed is filled with magazines, your computer, and crumbs. Basically everything but a warm human body.”
— Ryan O'Connell, 12 Signs That You Need To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, magazines, computer, Alone
“You have bizarre sex dreams. Don’t even try to deny you’re having them, because you totally are. When your unconscious thoughts are taking you on wild sexual escapades, it might be time to seriously consider putting an end to the drought during your waking hours.”
— Andrea Wesley, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid ASAP- The Bolde
Tagged: Sexually Frustraed, Dreams, Sex Dreams
“You're generally irritable for no reason. Being sexually frustrated isn’t a bad thing, but it can start to take on a life of its own if it goes too far. Without a release, things get a little bit crazy. Sometimes you don’t even realize it at all and blame it on stress or other life frustrations that seem to be amplified, but the truth is, you’re just sexually frustrated AF.”
— Andrea Wesley, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid ASAP- The Bolde
Tagged: Sexually Frustraed, annoyed, Bad Mood
“You start looking at Tinder guys a little differently, and wonder if maybe you need to lower your dating standards at least temporarily. Normally you’re looking for a real and genuine connection, but now you’ll take a simply sexual connection instead.”
— Andrea Wesley, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid ASAP- The Bolde
Tagged: Sexually Frustraed, Sex, Tinder, dating apps
“Your friends don’t even ask anymore.”
— Emily Winter, 15(Hilarious, Kind Of Sad, But Also True) Signs It’s Time To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Friends, Friendship
“You have looked at your naked reflection, stood tall, and said aloud, ‘I’m not that bad.'”
— Emily Winter, 15(Hilarious, Kind Of Sad, But Also True) Signs It’s Time To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Mirror, Reflection
“You’ve kind of pretty much totally forgotten how to lip-kiss.”
— Emily Winter, 15(Hilarious, Kind Of Sad, But Also True) Signs It’s Time To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Kissing, kiss
“You've watched Magic Mike so many times you have the script (and Channing Tatum's abs) memorized.”
— Rebecca Fox, Less of a Dry Spell, More of a Drought: 21 Signs You Need To Get Laid Fast
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, magic mike, Movies
“You find sex jokes in everything.”
— Rebecca Fox, Less of a Dry Spell, More of a Drought: 21 Signs You Need To Get Laid Fast
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Jokes, Dirty Jokes
“You mask your loneliness with drunkenness.”
— Rebecca Fox, Less of a Dry Spell, More of a Drought: 21 Signs You Need To Get Laid Fast
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Drunk, Alcohol, Alone
“A simple hug drives you up the wall.”
— Kristen Droesch, 16 Signs You Need To Have Sex, ASAP
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, hugs, touching, contact
“You're definitely experiencing a dry spell if your idea of a good time involves a glass of red wine by your night table, a box of chocolates by the side of your bed, and a steamy romance novel. Sure, you can live out your fantasies through the words of your sexual heroine, but ultimately she's the only one getting any action.”
— Camila Villafane, 15 Signs You're In A Serious Sex Dry Spell And You Absolutely Need To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Dry Spell, Romance Novel, Books
“You haven't felt the comforting touch of another human being in ages so pretty soon you start to fall in love with just about everyone.”
— Camila Villafane, 15 Signs You're In A Serious Sex Dry Spell And You Absolutely Need To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, crushes, Crush
“You have needs and if you can't get satisfaction from a flesh and blood human being, then you turn to battery operated devices. They do the job perfectly fine.”
— Camila Villafane, 15 Signs You're In A Serious Sex Dry Spell And You Absolutely Need To Get Laid
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, vibrator, sex toys
“If you’re behind on your, er, landscaping, you definitely haven’t gotten any action in awhile.”
— Charli Penn, 13 Signs Youre Not Having Enough Sex
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, shaving, hygiene
“You're feeling sad for no reason. Endorphines are hormones released by the brain that make you feel good. There are a few things you can do to possibly release endorphins and increase your mood, and have great sex is in many health experts top-five.”
— Charli Penn, 13 Signs Youre Not Having Enough Sex
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Sadness, Bad Mood, Sex
“You lack confidence at work. Good sex can boost your self esteem, research shows. if you think your confidence at home and work could use a boost, you may want to head to the bedroom.”
— Charli Penn, 13 Signs Youre Not Having Enough Sex
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Career, Work, Confidence
“Everything that is not sexual, now looks like a sex object to you. For example, the mouse on your computer starts to look like a vagina. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. The little scroller looks just like a clit right?”
— The Alpha Brain, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid … Quickly- theAlphaBrain
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Vagina, sexual
“You say yes to absolutely any potential social occasion as you never know where it may lead.”
— The Alpha Brain, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid … Quickly- theAlphaBrain
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Going Out, parties
“Suddenly you have a huge interest in new dating apps, just to see what they are all about.”
— The Alpha Brain, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid … Quickly- theAlphaBrain
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, dating apps, Tinder
“When couples pass you on the street, you can't help picturing more of them horizontal than you'd like to admit.”
— Self, 16 Signs You Haven't Had Sex In A VERY Long Time
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, Couples, fantasizing
“Your sex toy collection could accommodate a small village.”
— Self, 16 Signs You Haven't Had Sex In A VERY Long Time
Tagged: Sexually Frustrated, sex toys, vibrator, dildo