Quotes tagged ‘parties’

(24 total)

“Throwing parties to me is care.”

“You are a badass who takes no prisoners. And cries in the bathroom at parties.”

— Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, Katie Silberman, Hope, Diana Silvers, imdb.com

“Dusty Bottoms: Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money? Lucky Day: [thinks] A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you? Dusty Bottoms: New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while. L…”

— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com

“You go to these parties and you sort of feel dumb after a while. There’s too many famous people there. And you feel sort of dumb. Like, 'What am I doing here?' And all the girls have six-inch heels on. I couldn’t be more of a pipsqueak. Even worse than normal. So I just walk around and say hi to the…”

— David Spade, amazon.com

“Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor. Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little 'descendants club' can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?”

— Duane Poole, Eric Garrett, Christian Campbell, imdb.com

“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”

— Bob Brunner, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, imdb.com

“Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.”

— Barbara Walters, amazon.com

“Ellen: You set standards that no family activity can live up to. Clark: When have I ever done that? Ellen: Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays... Clark: Goodnight, Ellen. Ellen: Vacations, graduations...”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“This is an unbirthday party.”

— Winston Hibler, Mad Hatter (voice), Ed Wynn, imdb.com

“Parties full of young women, drawn to men of power.”

— Carla Robinson, Number Six, Tricia Helfer, imdb.com

“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”

— Garry Marshall, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“Nobody will care if you leave the party now. You’re still very well-liked and respected, I promise.”

— Katie Heaney, thecut.com

“I was an exhibitionist as a kid—always naked—so at 18 I announced I was going to be a stripper. I went for an interview, or an audition? Whatever it is strippers do. I submitted my resumé. And they gave me the job. I did a couple of parties, then this one gal’s 40th when the men suddenly came home e…”

— Chris Pratt, telegraph.co.uk

“Parties have a weird magic. They're like an alternate universe. They can make you believe that maybe anything is possible.”

— Hayley Tyler, Hannah Baker, Katherine Langford, imdb.com

“Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never!…”

— Marjorie Gross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Why would you serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? You know, some people just have no class.”

— Mehar Sethi, Princess Carolyn, Amy Sedaris, imdb.com

“The key to a party is the right kind of environment, good food and drink, plenty of toilet facilities, and first and foremost, the crowd.”

— Hugh Hefner, amazon.com

“It was one of those jolly, happy, bread- crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.”

— P.G. Wodehouse, amazon.com

“You say yes to absolutely any potential social occasion as you never know where it may lead.”

— The Alpha Brain, thealphabrain.com