“You don’t even want to bother with going out on actual dates... Unless they’re going to end in sex.”— Jackie Eisenberg, puckermob.com
“Eating has become the new sex. Oooh, yeah, Chipotle. I want you inside me.”— Jackie Eisenberg, puckermob.com
“Your mom’s concerned. Even your own mother is making hints that a little human contact of the carnal kind would do you good.”— Julia Austin, madamenoire.com
“Your underwear is getting raggedy. The truly nice underwear is usually delicate and needs to be hand washed. But if you haven’t been bringing anybody home lately, you’ve probably been sticking to the full-butted, period-perfect panties. And since those need to be machine washed, your underwear is ge…”— Julia Austin, madamenoire.com
“You start to really believe you are ugly. Undesirable. Hideous. Diseased.”— Celeste Loba, thoughtcatalog.com
“You forget how to read signs, how to detect flirting and how to approach or hit on someone.”— Celeste Loba, thoughtcatalog.com
“You compare yourself to every person you know. You are desperate to find the reason why you are this unattractive to everyone.”— Celeste Loba, thoughtcatalog.com
“Watching sports? Forget it. Those sweaty bodies on the sports bar TV take your mind to places you never want it to go in public.”— Self, self.com
“When couples pass you on the street, you can't help picturing more of them horizontal than you'd like to admit.”— Self, self.com
“Suddenly you have a huge interest in new dating apps, just to see what they are all about.”— The Alpha Brain, thealphabrain.com
“You say yes to absolutely any potential social occasion as you never know where it may lead.”— The Alpha Brain, thealphabrain.com