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50 Naughty Tweets That Reveal The Reality Of Having Sex In Your 20s

The key to every girl's heart is good tongue work.
Holly Riordan
November 8, 2016
“I can cum 8 times and not get tired... Men cum 2-3 times and they gotta reboot like 1995 windows computer...”
— Addicts Of Sex, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, orgasm, Men, Women
“Step 1: make her happy
Step 2: make her horny”
— Sex Notes™, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Horny, Happiness
“When your man is choking you during sex but you remember when he cheated so you die to teach him a lesson.”
— Monique Monrowe, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Choking, kinky, Death
“My bf is getting a car and I'm so excited to have sex in it.”
— Unpleasantbabe, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Car, Sex, Adventurous
“All you gave me was good sex and attitude...”
— gerard. | 13RINGS, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Attitude, Worthless, useless
“Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.”
— Sex Notes™, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Women, Boners, Horny
“Whatever happens today, a lot of Americans are going to have some weird weird sex tonight.”
— Erin Gloria Ryan, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Sex, kinky, America, Election
“I have to say I was expecting a lot more sex and a lot less coloring books as an adult.”
— jj hartinger, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Coloring Books, Childish, Expectations
“Smh = Sex might help.”
— Guy Things, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, SMH, Lingo
“My signature sex move is apologizing.”
— NORMAL HUMAN, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Apologies, sex moves, Funny
“The key to every girl's heart is good tongue work.”
— Daily Sex Videos, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Oral Sex, tongue, oral
“Of course I'm on Pinterest. I pin all the different pieces of furniture I'd like us to have sex on.”
— Belle, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Pinterest, Social Media
“Things that are not as cool to do alone: sleep, eat, drink, game, watch movies, have sex.”
— Mistress, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, masturbation, Movies, Sleeping
“Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. If that's the case then I'm in for a wild December.”
— caitlin, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Statistics, sexually active
“Anthony Hopkins has all these sex robots and I can't even get my phone to auto select the right wifi in the house.”
— Greg Miller, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Robots, Phone, Wifi
“BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.”
— Sex Freaks  , via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Before Sex, After Sex, screwed over
“I mean sex is alright but have you heard 'Hey Ya' by Outkast?”
— Joji, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Music, Outkast, Songs
“No I will not take my sketchers off during sex.”
— granny nabber malik, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Sketchers, clothing, Sex
“A woman that hands you a cold beer has love in her heart and sex on the mind.”
— Logan, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Beer, Alcohol, Love
“Sex and drugs and Rocko's Modern Life.”
— Soren Bowie, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Drugs, Sex, Television
“Anal sex is honestly the best and most crafty ice breaker to get to know someone better!”
— blake anthony , via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Anal Sex, anal, Ice Breakers
“When I say 'hang out' I really mean, let's have sex.”
— Instant Turn Ons™, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, hang out, Sex, plans
“Masturbating while reading The Joy of Sex is frowned upon by Librarians. I know this now.”
— The Cuntess, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, masturbating, library
“I got no sex life. Looked at two insects having a good time and questioned myself if they have a marriage certificate, I killed both of them.”
— Mr. Boldwood, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Marriage, Insects
“My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!!That's the best I've done so far!”
— Shit Jokes, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, anal, Anal Sex, Jokes
“Cosmo sex tip: instead of 'YES' and 'DON'T STOP,' mix things up by moaning 'AFFIRMATIVE' and 'CONTINUE.'”
— emerald, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Cosmo, moaning
“[Gets into argument with girlfriend after sex.] Give me back my sperm.”
— Cat Damon, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Sperm, arguments
“Don't wake me up for sex and then expect me to put in work, you woke me up.”
— Katya, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Sleeping, Effort, Hard Work
“[phone sex]
You: What are you wearing
Me: A face mask”
— audrey honeydrone, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, phone sex, dirty talk
“It's so easy to get over someone if their sex game is average.”
— Baby, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex Tweets, Bad Sex, Exes, Moving On