“My mother was in the hospital & everyone wanted to be my friend. But I was busy making a list: good dog, bad citizen, short skeleton, tall mocha. Typical Tuesday. My mother was in the hospital & no one wanted to be her friend. Everyone wanted to be soft cooing sympathies. Very reasonable pigeons. No…”— Chen Chen, apmpodcasts.org
“Why do no churches have wifi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.”— NotATypicalTeen, reddit.com
“I'm not super attractive but I have a Netflix account, strong Wifi and love take out.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Anthony Hopkins has all these sex robots and I can't even get my phone to auto select the right wifi in the house.”— Greg Miller, twitter.com