The Mindy Project

50 Majorly Relatable Mindy Kaling Quotes About Living A Girl's Life

I only sweat the small stuff. 
Holly Riordan
August 31, 2016
“I only sweat the small stuff.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Stress, worry, Anxiety
“Guys. There is no reason to say "One-two-three" before you take a photo. Just take a million photos.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Photos, Selfies, Social Media
“We all just living like off-the-shoulder tops are never going out of style.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: clothing, Women, Fashion, style
“A small, impossible crush is the best gift you can give yourself.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: crushes, Love, Unrequited
“Nothing scarier than a friend texting you he wants to "talk about stuff."”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Texting, Communication, talk, Fear
“Hey I had oatmeal for breakfast today like everyone's always telling me to, and guess what, it sucked.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: healthy, breakfast, oatmeal
“Just had dinner with friends and no one had any food restrictions and we all had three drinks and I was just so giddy.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: food, Friends, Dinner, Drinks
“Coming of age movies = normal dorky guy obsessed w/ melancholy girl whose only traits are being hot and damaged. Then gets girl. Snoozerino.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Movies, dorks, Hot, Boring
“Hey do you want to see an Indian woman in a nightgown and Mario badescu spot treatment? Go to the west Hollywood McDonald's.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Fast Food, pajamas, Lazy
“They shade ya 'cause they know they can't stop ya.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: haters, shade, Opinions
“Today at work I asked a writers assistant for 3 Advil and some water, and immediately Matt Warburton chimed in asking for 3 Cialis and whiskey.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Alcohol, Work, advil, Water
“When bae is super smart, slightly mean, very sexy, totally unavailable and you're still like who cares, he bae.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: bae, Sexy, Smart, mean
“Fervent but unimportant opinion: bedrooms shouldn't have televisions. Bedrooms are for three things, watchin TV ain't one of them.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Opinion, bedroom, Sex, Television
“I'm traveling from Europe on my birthday so I've had a birthday for 40 hours.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: birthday, travel, Europe
“Also? Hugh Jackman? He can seriously get some. (It's my birthday I can say whatever crazy shit I want.)”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: hugh jackman, Sex, birthday
“How do I hire the obstacle course from Double Dare for our writers retreat?”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: double dare, Writers, obstacle course
“A small crush on a person who lives far away is the greatest gift of all.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Crush, Distance, Gift
“This giant glasses trend is good for us big heads shhhh.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: glasses, trend, style
“My greatest fear, that my sweatshirt that says "la playa" on it would be misunderstood as "L.A. Playa", was realized.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: beach, sweatshirt, clothing, Misunderstanding
“There should be a saint for impossible crushes because he or she would be prayed to A LOT.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: crushes, prayer, saints
“All social media is just pics of people with those cartoon dog ears and a dog tongue on.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Snapchat, Dogs, filters, Photos
“Literally no reason for anyone to sneeze loudly in a crowded place. You can temper that ish.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: sneezing, crowds, sound, Noise
“If I follow my camera department on Instagram and comment on all their photos, they will like that I bet.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Instagram, comments, stalker
“Eat your dinner, tuck your kids in, guzzle your wine, have sex quickly and at midnight watch part 2, season 4 of my show.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex, Dinner, Wine
“At Lincoln Center for a classy conference and didn't fall in the fountain, so I've already won today.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: fancy, clumsy, lincoln center
“People have such short memories.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Memories, forget, humanity
“Kanye West in the streets, Mae West in the sheets said Mindy Lahiri at a staff meeting to a chorus of boos.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex, Kanye West, mae west, Career
“I used to make fun of the person who ordered chicken teriyaki at the sushi restaurant and now I really enjoy it. Worth tweeting? Not sure.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: sushi, chicken, Tweeting
“I love walking dead but I never want them to grieve or question their humanity. Head stab! Head stab! Kiss someone! Head stab!”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: the walking dead, humanity, Death, Kissing
“Happy birthday Twitter! I love you. You're like my best friend who I talk to endlessly but don't have to listen to their problems.”
— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com
Tagged: Twitter, Friendship, talking