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Kelli: Girl, did he hit you?
Issa: What? No.
Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car?
Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first.
Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, like, really rough patch —
Kelli: You're pregnant. I knew it.
Issa: I'm not pregnant, okay? It's fine, don't even trip.
Kelli: Then why you get me all upset for no reason?
Issa: I'm sorry for making this about me.
Kelly: Yeah, make it about — it's my birthday. It'll be about you if you get hit or have a baby.
Issa: Do you listen to yourself?
Kelli: All the time. I have a podcast.”
Sabrina: A party in Whoville?”
Henry: Yeah, well, after you were born it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started tickin'.”
Dr. Cox: I don't necessarily buy into all that New Age-y crap. I once saw my mom knock my dad unconscious with a frying pan. You know what I did? Kept right on going with my birthday party!”
Bridgette: It's, um you know what, it's Larry's birthday tomorrow, and so I just went to get him some goodies.
Jesse: Oh, my God, you had a kid, and you named him Larry Bird.
Bridgette: Why? You think I should change it?”
...I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."”
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