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Millenials Are Ruining Everything!

Millenials Are Ruining Everything!

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Millenials are killing the hallway music industry.

— Avery McDonald, via twitter.com

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What used to be called the evolution of the free market is now "millenials killing an industry" like it's our fault companies don't adapt.

— Zach Benjamin, via twitter.com

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Millenials should band together to kill standardized testing next.

— steampunkforever, via steampunkforever.tumblr.com

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"alright gents, headline time; this is how millenials are killing the..."

throws dart at open dictionary

"...marmalade industry?

— Blaisewell, via twitter.com

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millenials: breathe

think piece: ARE MILLENIALS KILLING THE OXYGEN INDUSTRY

— redacted, via twitter.com

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Worker: This customer yelled at me because we didnt sell dresses with 8 colors

Boss: Just remember the customer is always right

Worker: We're getting less and less customers since our industry hasn't adapted with the times

Boss: I can't believe millenials are killing our industry

— princeofmints, via princeofmints.tumblr.com

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Millenials are KILLING the ANAL SEX industry by putting AVOCADOS up their ASS.

— Anonymous, Millenials are KILLING the ANAL SEX industry by...

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Every anti-millenial article gives me so much life.

‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas.

‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of consumerism into housing the homeless and building community centers.

‘Millenials don’t know what fabric softener is!’ Maybe we just have better priorities than all you rich assholes that don’t know how to market useless stuff to us because we care more about building a better world than mindlessly buying?

— kropotkhristian, Make Anarchy Lovey Dovey Again

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At this point every time I see an article saying ‘Millenials are killing _’ my brain automatically replaces it with ‘Millenials can’t afford to go to _.

— just-shower-thoughts, via just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com

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Where’s my article about how millenials are killing the belt industry bc maybe out of like 20 people i know 3 of them wear belts the others either just let it sag like nature intended or wrap a shoelace around their waist.

— princeofmints, via princeofmints.tumblr.com

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If you think about it, all these thinkpieces about how Millenials are ‘killing’ various industries reveal a pretty colossal sense of entitlement.

Under normal circumstances, if a given industry finds itself unable to sell products to a given market demographic, we’d say it’s that industry’s fault for failing to offer products that that demographic is interested in buying.

It only makes sense to blame the target demographic itself if we’re assuming that the established industries have some intrinsic right to that demographic’s disposable income that’s being denied - which is clearly nonsense.

And I thought Millennials were supposed to be the entitled ones?

— David J Prokopetz, via prokopetz.tumblr.com

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Instead of reading ‘Millenials are killing ____ industry!’ as us being stupid, I read them as ‘Millenials are seeing through our bullshit consumerism!

— just-shower-thoughts, via just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com

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Almost all the things that "millenials are killing" are garbage things with no real value that rely on ignorance and complacency to survive.

— Isaac Marion, via twitter.com

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EVERY ‘millenials are killing businesses’ article is a ‘millenials have no disposable income because they aren’t paid fair wages’ article.

— Ty Schalter, via twitter.com

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Millenials are killing the Nazi concentration camp industry.

— Kendrick LaBlart, via twitter.com

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So many thinkpieces about millennials are older people mad we've decided they aren't entitled to our time and attention.

— Illuminati Mess, via twitter.com

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how many "millenials are killing X industry" takes do we have to see before old ppl realize we're straight up trying to kill capitalism.

— Anchorage YDSA ⚓ , via twitter.com

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I'm disappointed I haven't had the pleasure of reading an article called "Millenials are killing Nazi's" yet.

— KreativAce, via twitter.com

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They say millenials are killing everything which is true I'm out here fucking killing it everyday.

— AP ExistentialCrisis, via twitter.com

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"Millenials are killing ____" - says the C level mid-aged employee who refuses to learn excel because "I have my own system and it works".

— zick nampounis, via twitter.com

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"Millenials are killing golf"

NOT FAST ENOUGH.

— ayla, via twitter.com

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harry potter modern au: How Millenials Are Killing The Dark Lord.

— accio-shitpost, via accio-shitpost.tumblr.com

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'Millenials Are Killing Headline Editors'

'No, you fools this isn’t just another clickbait article! They’re literally killing us! They’ve already stormed the gates and they’re out for blood and vengeance! We’re trapped in the bullpen and this is the only way we could get a message out!! I think I can hear the door breaking!!! SOMEBODY SEND HELP BEFORE-'

— flavoracle, via flavoracle.tumblr.com

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Playboy: millenials aren't interested in breasts as older generations. why?

it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now.

— former mayor elijah, via twitter.com

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