“It wasn't supposed to be funny, but, well, people on Twitter found it really, really funny.”— Claudia Koerner, buzzfeednews.com
“right now my rash is really hurting. literally i am having trouble peeing. how long till yours cleared up?”— Ed Solomon, newyorker.com
“The patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I've just grown accustomed to the feeling of a fabric rope against my actual asshole all day.”— Stephen Falck, Allan McLeod, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com
“In 200 years, anthropologists will puzzle over why the words that accompanied "lmao" on the internet were never actually funny.”— Maggie Stiefvater, twitter.com
“Millenials are KILLING the ANAL SEX industry by putting AVOCADOS up their ASS.”— Anonymous, m86.tumblr.com
“don’t ever tell me your opinion on what I’m wearing unless you’re rihanna and I know that you’re not her so just don’t.”— joshmuratori, sweetbrutalgore.tumblr.com
“what do u mean ‘what have i been up to’ … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch.”— aewm, thatssoaud.tumblr.com
“If you can’t handle me at my J.K. Rowling you don’t deserve me at my Joan Didion.”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com