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Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson, but in his regular voice] Daddy didn’t tell you? He’s broke!
Heather Vandergeld: [confused] What do you mean ‘broke’? Like, Martha Stewart ‘broke’? Or MC Hammer ‘broke’?
Warren Vandergeld: MC Hammer broke!
Megan Vandergeld, Heather Vandergeld: [the Vandergelds wail and cry] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Chris: [stacking melons] You're late. Why do you always have to be *late* for work?
Kenan: Uh, I had a problem with my car.
Chris: You don't *have* a car.
Kenan: That's the problem!”
Cameron: Well, you broke into Kirsten's mind so...”
‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas.
‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of consumerism into housing the homeless and building community centers.
‘Millenials don’t know what fabric softener is!’ Maybe we just have better priorities than all you rich assholes that don’t know how to market useless stuff to us because we care more about building a better world than mindlessly buying?”
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