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me: it’s obvious that they hate me and are actually making fun of me and want me dead”
Kid: Can we pick our own groups?
Me: *long internal sigh of relief*”
Media: unfortunate but what are you gonna do
*people steal those overpriced essentials because they cannot afford to pay the extortionate prices being asked*
Media: what the fuck do these criminals think they’re doing”
'No, you fools this isn’t just another clickbait article! They’re literally killing us! They’ve already stormed the gates and they’re out for blood and vengeance! We’re trapped in the bullpen and this is the only way we could get a message out!! I think I can hear the door breaking!!! SOMEBODY SEND HELP BEFORE-'”
Under normal circumstances, if a given industry finds itself unable to sell products to a given market demographic, we’d say it’s that industry’s fault for failing to offer products that that demographic is interested in buying.
It only makes sense to blame the target demographic itself if we’re assuming that the established industries have some intrinsic right to that demographic’s disposable income that’s being denied - which is clearly nonsense.
And I thought Millennials were supposed to be the entitled ones?”
‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas.
‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of consumerism into housing the homeless and building community centers.
‘Millenials don’t know what fabric softener is!’ Maybe we just have better priorities than all you rich assholes that don’t know how to market useless stuff to us because we care more about building a better world than mindlessly buying?”
Boss: Just remember the customer is always right
Worker: We're getting less and less customers since our industry hasn't adapted with the times
Boss: I can't believe millenials are killing our industry”
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